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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. "Meta healthcare essentials", where you can be seen at an clinic in a Walmart, your visit and test results will be via telemedicine with an offshore doctor. If you need prescription meds, you can get them from Amazon health. If you need surgery, it will be performed by a Tesla robot.
  2. "Christianity is under attack!!" Yea, a bunch of gun toting thugs showed up to a Spanish speaking Christian church and hauled a bunch of people off! "No, not like that!"
  3. Start it at 1:15 to about the 2:00 mark for the part I'm thinking of.
  4. Let he who has never come home wasted and left the front door ajar, ordered food, then decided to crank one out while you wait and then passed out in a moment of post-nut clarity cast the first stone.
  5. Isn't this a Jim Gaffigan bit?
  6. I’d at least call Saban and ask his number. Saban and a fat NIL budget. At least we wouldn’t look like undisciplined shit all the time
  7. Cook political has all four of these districts as 50/50, so I presume they will all have primary challengers as well.
  8. The premium plan only uses posts from IPIHB. ’Grandma, your first grandchild was born today!’ 'Wonderful, now tits or GTFO!!'
  9. Have you tried a very large donation to the East Wing ballroom? You could probably have him demanding MOAR windmills be built by the end of the day if you add enough zeros
  10. "I don't want to get the Charlie Kirk treatment"
  11. You'll get AI Trump vs AI Chuck Schumer and you'll like it.
  12. Just saw this post and I know it's late, but they're still having engine failure issues with the twin turbo V6s. Just saw they've extended the recall to 2024 models, so they still haven't fixed the underlying issues causing the engine failures. They claim it's machining debris left inside the blocks damaging crankshaft bearings, but it seems like adding an extra QC step could have fixed that by now.
  13. The best thing that could happen for Rs would be for him to croak soon. Then they can campaign on how much they loved him without having to 25th or impeach him.
  14. He was friends with Peter Thiel, so...
  15. Hard to sleep when your butthole itches
  16. This guy got caught doing just that. North Carolina Musician Charged With Music Streaming Fraud Aided By Artificial Intelligence
  17. I'm good with anything that increases the chances of him stroking out on live TV.
  18. And don't forget, Rs are working really hard to get your medical debt put back on your credit report.
  19. or some gravy seal was finger fucking his penis substitute and had an accidental discharge
  20. “The Donald J. Trump gender neutral handicapped restroom” has a nice ring to it.
  21. If they’re on OF they’re at least of age. Is that why Rs are mad?
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