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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. I don't think so, but there sure are a lot of assholes moving to Centex, so maybe?
  2. SW Georgetown. I'm giving money to Jennie Birkholz, but I don't have high hopes.
  3. It's not the whole US, it's Muslim voters in Michigan...a very important swing state.
  4. Are we neighbors? I've been Talarico's biggest cheerleader on this board for a while, and yea...it sucks to go from him to Caroline Harris.
  5. Democrat presidents are the best thing to happen to the gun industry. Every time it looks like a Democrat is going to win, they start up the "hEez GonnA tAke ur GuNz!!" and the price of an AR jumps 20%
  6. She should tell him that to his face in a debate. "And just so you understand Donald, I promise America right here and now that I will never pardon you for any of your potential Federal convictions."
  7. Also makes it harder for Republican oppo guys to do their jobs. Flood the zone with potential candidates and republicans won't be able to fully vet all of them and won't be able to attack as effectively.
  8. Hey, you can leave Korn out of this.
  9. Just like he tried to back out of buying twitter until they sued him
  10. also looks like me at 4:00 this morning. Who's idea was deviled eggs and beer anyway?
  11. He looks like he'll get you financed at 22% APR for that 2016 Altima with a rebuilt title
  12. When your dad drove into the drugstore again and you're about to have "the talk" about taking his keys away.
  13. I'll take a "We're Not Going Back" hat and a t-shirt with the Trump check and "Endorsed By Donald Trump" on the back.
  14. Don't threaten me with a good time!
  15. Just two old convicted felons trying to figure out how to stay out of prison.
  16. 40,000 individual MLM pitches.
  17. He'll say she's an illegal candidate, or he doesn't want to support the democrat coup, or something like that.
  18. Buy a condo in Scottsdale Declare Az his home state. Have Hobbs appoint him to fill Kelly's Senate seat when he becomes VP Profit.
  19. Brisket and I had this exact conversation almost word for word last night.
  20. Model Y will be too expensive for them to keep on the road. Non-M used BMWs, used Kia Stingers and the afore mentioned K5. I suspect there are enough used Altimas on the road they will hold onto their lead for a while longer.
  21. Ivanka is the one we've got to watch out for. Thin veneer of civility, and married to an evil bastard. I think she's the only one in that freak show that could get through a campaign without doing lines off the speaker dais or accidently shooting his dick off trying to look tough with a gun.
  22. You shut your whore mouth. The Connie is one of the most beautiful birds to ever fly.
  23. I wonder if she will help with South Asians, who seem to be happy to lay themselves down in front of the leopards.
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