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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. I don't think Dotard would make 10 steps without falling on his face.
  2. Obama going on xitter or whatever and challenging Trump to a 100 yard dash would break the internet.
  3. I 100% believe Ronny told him that. But Ronny has brain worms just like Trump.
  4. Damn, Now I'm tempted to find a book that will give me odds on Maalik Murphy Heisman 2024.
  5. Get through bowl games, maybe graduate, or maybe get passed up in the spring by an early enrollee or portal player.
  6. This picture reminds me of a school yard scuffle when I was in elementary school. I grew up in Port Arthur in the 70s and 80s when 90% of the town either worked in a refinery or a related business. During one particularly long strike year one kid in my elementary school who's dad was out on strike beat another kid's ass who's dad had crossed the picket line.
  7. It's a compromise name. They couldn't decide between Bluebonnet Sexual Assault or Bluebonnet Coke Bender
  8. And silently plotting a way to jump over the rail and stab them in the heart with a letter opener
  9. Women of privilege can be just as shitty as their male counterparts.
  10. I've carried a Costanza wallet all my life, but may make a change soon. Rojo Jr started carrying a wallet when he turned 16 and got his DL and debit card. Prior to that, he had the little stick on pouch on the back of his phone case. About a month after he got his first wallet (one someone gave me that I'd never used) he lost it at a school event. I ordered him a slim aluminum one from Amazon that had a spot for an air tag. It's got room for 4-5 cards, a money clip on one side, and an indention for an air tag with a screw down cover on the other side. Whole thing is about as thick as an iPhone. The air tag has already saved him twice. Now that so many loyalty card/insurance cards, etc are available as apps/eCards, I may move to something like Rojo Jrs.
  11. Micah Parsons has to be chubbed up watching that.
  12. Been a wild last 2 minutes for gamblers in the Dolphins Titans game
  13. Not on purpose. Last time I had to do it myself was probably 2001. Spent a bunch of time in technical presales and sales since then.
  14. Back in the day I dated a girl that was getting a Masters in Library Science degree from UT and she was a stone cold freak. Young Pescado, newly arrived from SE Texas was in waaay over his head. I learned a few things, though.
  15. There would definitely be poles if we held the awards at the Yellow Rose.
  16. Bomb the factories that make Ozempic and Crestor. They'd surrender inside of a week.
  17. My son is a big fan of the Hoonigan youtube channel and we were watching some videos the other night and their "This vs That" drag series had a Hummer EV racing a new Raptor R. That Hummer was very impressive.
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