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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. Bomb the factories that make Ozempic and Crestor. They'd surrender inside of a week.
  2. My son is a big fan of the Hoonigan youtube channel and we were watching some videos the other night and their "This vs That" drag series had a Hummer EV racing a new Raptor R. That Hummer was very impressive.
  3. “And once that child is born into a terrible life where it will be a physical, financial, and emotional burden, Mrs Cox can get fucked if she expects any help from the state” -Kimberly Schwartz…Probably
  4. Blasphemer!!!!! A real God would never say such a thing!!
  5. They've got to be down below 50 combat ready KA-52s
  6. Her dad needs to double her security detail and hire a food taster.
  7. Those white Adidas must belong to an officer.
  8. Wonky Fun Bags sounds like the house band at Maggie May’s
  9. I like to point out Milroe wasn’t their problem. Their problem was our o line dominated their front 7 and made them quit in the 4th qtr. (I really like to emphasize that point). 13 plays, 4 first downs, 8 minutes…all on the ground. They knew what was coming and they couldn’t do a fucking thing to stop it. Physical. Domination.
  10. Man, my son had a swim meet at Round Rock high school over the summer. I was planning to go over to Hootie’s for the best cheese steak in Central Texas for lunch. I get over there and they’re closed on Sundays. Well fuck me, what am I going to do? There’s a Short Stop in the parking lot and I’m like “man, I haven’t had short stop in ages!”. I used to put down one of their 4/4/4 specials all by myself once a week or so back in the day. I get over there and those motherfuckers are as expensive as Whataburger now! I got a bacon cheeseburger, fries and drink and it was $12. And the burgers are still pretty small.
  11. South Austin's mom got her degree from Freddie Boom Boom Washington's school for hoes.
  12. I feel like the “prepare your anus” rep emoji was meant for this..
  13. If not banned for the shitty trolling attempts, he should be banned for the slur.
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