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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. There must have been an issue because I've flown through the last few times. I don't even bother with using Clear anymore precheck has been so fast. The biggest issue most times is people not realizing there's 5 more scanners around the corner, so it piles up at the boarding pass checkpoint.
  2. This would be about the point in Age of Empires where I would yell "FUCK", then hit Options>Restart Level
  3. Disagree about the learning to shoot thing. Every Dem that's ever tried to have a photo op with a gun (except maybe Jason Kander) has come off looking stupid and awkward, and the gun crowd will jump on any awkwardness no matter how minor. Tim Walz, a lifelong bird hunter, had a double clutch trying to break open his O/U shotgun and the usual suspects called him a fraud and said he wasn't really a hunter despite the fact that anyone that's ever put more than 50 rounds through an O/U has mistimed the thumb latch/ break open movement.
  4. Your B side to "Heidi's Wandering Eye" "I hold a fishing rod like a pussy" is a low key jam.
  5. well, if you start with the understanding that Trump is a coward and a bully, your first five are off the list. No way he risks the bad press of flag covered caskets on the runway at Dover. All he really needs is some B roll of paratroopers landing, or tanks rolling off a landing craft and maybe some shitty patriotic country song written by AI and he can distract the whole country for a few more weeks. I'm going to look back at history and think "What would Republican Jesus do?" No, not that guy, I'm talking about the original Republican Jesus... Ronald Reagan. Venezuela checks a lot of boxes. Not too far, mostly brown people and evil commies, and wouldn't put up much resistance to the might of the US military...but it's pretty large and would require s lot of boots on the ground to secure the peace.. Looking at it through the mind of Trumpco, that still might be more than what's needed. BUT, right there off the coast is a small island nation with casino gambling, beautiful beaches, and an international airport. The perfect place for a new Trump Casino and Resort, so I will say the target is, with 80% certainty, Aruba.
  6. I saw part of her insane ramblings on the news after MNF last night and thought the same thing. Way to make it all about you, you crazy bitch.
  7. Right? Who does he think he is, Stephen Miller?
  8. This is the name of my Joy Division cover band.
  9. Other than Burr and Chapelle, that lineup looks like the bro country of comedians.
  10. just buy the same amazon body armor and uniforms as ICE/ Meal Team 6, mask up, and walk right in.
  11. As a graduate of PA Jefferson, we were more like the South Oak Cliff of SE Texas.
  12. The Highland Park of SE Texas.
  13. These are not the knees and hamstrings of guys that run a lot.
  14. only after Trumpco buys shares in a whale oil fleet.
  15. There's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Off to google I go.... Yep, still would.
  16. What are the chances that a high fever in a pregnant woman could cause a real developmental issue with a fetus? I bet the risk is loads higher than the possibility of Tylenol causing autism.
  17. Crockett would kick her ass, then Loomer would claim she was trans and that would be the new MAGA fever dream for the next 6 months.
  18. If you told me Jerry was letting Putin run the Cowboys, I'd believe you.
  19. yep. Just take the back treble off an old spook.
  20. Focus group of 50 white people over 60
  21. And drugs have been winning for a long time
  22. They were never the same after their guitar player OD’d
  23. Pescado_Rojo

    A&M at ND

    They jump in on their own before she gets to the end
  24. Pescado_Rojo

    A&M at ND

    Refs absolutely handing this game to aggy
  25. Wanna bet "Severe injuries"= a little road rash and a sprained wrist from trying to assault the guy through his car window.
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