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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. Yea, but he was just Edward back then.
  2. He's 73, it's too late to abort him.
  3. They should stop buying Starbucks and Avocado Toast.
  4. Like someone that's never had money winning the lottery. At first it's new corvettes and hookers and blow, then 3 years later they're cramming the last of their worldly possessions into the back of a poorly maintained corvette when the bank shows up to repossess the big ass house they let their family trash because they didn't know how to take care of a house. Meanwhile, the neighbors are all celebrating the trash is finally leaving.
  5. Yep, or blue collar rust belt refugees moving to SE Texas to work in refineries.
  6. Striper fishing on Buchanan is a fall/winter fishery. The other option I'd recommend is a fly trip on the Guad. I think @troph has a guy...
  7. Ken Milam has been guiding Striper trips on Lake Buchanan forever.
  8. Was he carrying his lunch pail? Impressive, if so.
  9. I've found moms really enjoy the split finger if you get the arm slot right.
  10. "I'm so disappointed. How did we let this happen!"* *Some guy I've never heard of didn't hit his fundraising goal for a state rep seat in Michigan or some shit
  11. Tesla driver hit a kid on a bike in my neighborhood a couple weeks ago. Driver literally said "I didn't think this could happen in this car". Dude tried to give the kid $100 and leave. Two Karens that were out in their yards and saw it happen called the cops and wouldn't let him leave. Kid was fine.
  12. This shit right here is infuriating. I ended up creating a new email account just for ActBlue donations so I could keep the spam out of my main email. It seriously cut down the amount of spam I get in my main account by about 500 emails a week.
  13. Sir, I resemble that remark.
  14. Was that the one on the street stage at SXSW? Pretty sure I was there.
  15. The one that was about dollar signs?
  16. I wonder how many damaged ones will end up scrapped to get the rest back flying?
  17. 3 toes and Q Shaman totally banged.
  18. Counterpoint, he compromised 90% of NRA leadership and god knows how many congressmen with this Gentleman's 6.
  19. cankles getting worse
  20. So for those of us that have to take off our shoes and socks to count past 10, how much money does Tubbs make off of $20 puts on US Steel? Depends on the stock price on June 6th?
  21. How the hell has the NBA not sued the fuck out of the makers of that shirt?
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