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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. It's a compromise name. They couldn't decide between Bluebonnet Sexual Assault or Bluebonnet Coke Bender
  2. And silently plotting a way to jump over the rail and stab them in the heart with a letter opener
  3. Women of privilege can be just as shitty as their male counterparts.
  4. I've carried a Costanza wallet all my life, but may make a change soon. Rojo Jr started carrying a wallet when he turned 16 and got his DL and debit card. Prior to that, he had the little stick on pouch on the back of his phone case. About a month after he got his first wallet (one someone gave me that I'd never used) he lost it at a school event. I ordered him a slim aluminum one from Amazon that had a spot for an air tag. It's got room for 4-5 cards, a money clip on one side, and an indention for an air tag with a screw down cover on the other side. Whole thing is about as thick as an iPhone. The air tag has already saved him twice. Now that so many loyalty card/insurance cards, etc are available as apps/eCards, I may move to something like Rojo Jrs.
  5. Isn’t that Liberty U?
  6. Micah Parsons has to be chubbed up watching that.
  7. I mean really wild…
  8. Been a wild last 2 minutes for gamblers in the Dolphins Titans game
  9. Not on purpose. Last time I had to do it myself was probably 2001. Spent a bunch of time in technical presales and sales since then.
  10. okay, Boomer
  11. Back in the day I dated a girl that was getting a Masters in Library Science degree from UT and she was a stone cold freak. Young Pescado, newly arrived from SE Texas was in waaay over his head. I learned a few things, though.
  12. What's my 1999 MCSE worth?
  13. There would definitely be poles if we held the awards at the Yellow Rose.
  14. Bomb the factories that make Ozempic and Crestor. They'd surrender inside of a week.
  15. My son is a big fan of the Hoonigan youtube channel and we were watching some videos the other night and their "This vs That" drag series had a Hummer EV racing a new Raptor R. That Hummer was very impressive.
  16. Are you talking about Stephen or Jerruh?
  17. “And once that child is born into a terrible life where it will be a physical, financial, and emotional burden, Mrs Cox can get fucked if she expects any help from the state” -Kimberly Schwartz…Probably
  18. Blasphemer!!!!! A real God would never say such a thing!!
  19. Are we sure that guy's not Ross Bjork?
  20. I'd bet a huge chunk of those ATM withdrawals were for the dope man.
  21. Worse...Vegans.
  22. They've got to be down below 50 combat ready KA-52s
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