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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. Ex FIL made good money in the late 90s/ early 00s breeding Boer goats and percentage Boer whethers for stock show kids. He kept them with the sweetest donkey and the meanest fucking Llama you've ever met. I went to dove hunt one of his pastures one evening, and there was a nanny hung up in a cedar tree. Looked like she was reaching up for some greenery and caught a horn. Anyway, she's just hanging there waiting to die with two kid goats nursing on her. I got her down and she just walked off looking for something to eat like nothing happened.
  2. Mark Davis also seems like the kind of guy that would lose the team to Dana White in a poker game or some shit.
  3. Damn, I didn't know female hormone replacement drugs were embargoed.
  4. ah yes, the law of the marshalls...
  5. that screen looks kind of familiar...
  6. Is this the guy that can't catch and jumps for balls he doesn't need to jump for?
  7. Can we tamper this kicker into the portal?
  8. "Guys, how are we in the 3rd quarter?! Is this a replay from an earlier game? I looked down at my phone on the first commercial after kickoff, and now it says 3rd qtr!"
  9. I've found that a 10mg gummy helps quite a bit.
  10. if they lose by less than 4 points that kid is gonna have to transfer to Ole Miss.
  11. His best physical attribute may be his ability to stay on his feet long enough for his o-line to show up and push him 5 yards down the field in a 5 on 3 scrum.
  12. cry more you salty little bitch!
  13. They gave them several generous spots. One was so bad I had to rewind and look at the major yard markers to confirm they gave them an extra 4 (!) yards on the spot.
  14. There was another spot I think on the same drive where we tackled the ball carrier at like the 37 yard line and they spotted the ball at the 41. I feel like the CFP was so desperate for an upset after Boise lost they pulled out all the stops to keep ASU in the game.
  15. No way, dude. It's totally normal for a QB to scramble around, change direction 3 times, and keep a play alive for 10 seconds without a single hold on his offensive line.
  16. He also didn't know where he was. Probably doesn't remember he played a game yesterday
  17. 100% concussed. NCAA should investigate the ASU medical staff.
  18. That's a lot of pee pee in a lot of cokes.
  19. I’ll kick in if it’s for another team
  20. Just rewatched season 1 as a refresher for season 2. Prime says Jan 12th for season 2. I assume they will get individual episodes as they air in the UK this time around.
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