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Daichee Bell

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  1. Hey, don't talk to me like that, assface. I don't work for you yet.
  2. I’m kind of partial to “bad read on my part,” and feel like I’m going to use that a lot over the next couple weeks. Next time my wife gets pissed at me….. “sorry, hon. bad read on my part.” She will love that.
  3. We do a "tiny" beer run where you drink an 8oz beer every tenth of mile for a mile. Evacuate the beer and you are out. Absolutely brutal.
  4. Earl needs an “all gas no brakes” bumper sticker on his wheelie cart.
  5. Fify. I think we’re going to see a heavy dose of those guys until the wide receivers settle out a bit.
  6. Easy to kill, hard to eradicate. As long as fat Pat's ticker is still ticking they will be a pain in our ass. He’s gonna go out like Elvis.
  7. But how does it take the length? Things pronghorn said.
  8. @immamaccan we sponsor his team? I would love to see a Surly Polish football team. next step, we sign free agent Janny Manzielczyk to be Ash’s backup.
  9. I just got him negged down to Tree Fiddy. Seems a nice round number. Hook 'em and prayers to the Ehlingers.
  10. I think the Surly games should have a much viewer friendly schedule. 100m. Pause for emergency crews. Then beer.
  11. I read the first sentence of every paragraph and it took me 5 minutes.
  12. Jerry is somersaulting in a vat of Johnny Walker Blue.
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