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Daichee Bell

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by Daichee Bell

  1. Urban’s all Like…
  2. Three years ago on OU weekend, Mrs. Daichee Bell, brought Lil Jordan Bell and Sam Ehlinger Bell into the world…..just in time to see Kyler Murray take the loss. HookEm.
  3. Three yard loss on the left side?
  4. Four dollars for a slice of fucking cheese? You guys did not get the local rate.
  5. Donnie Darko The Host Big Trouble in Little China
  6. Careful, @immamac. Those are sex tent eyes.
  7. Draw a line to the correct answer: 1. Meat Sweats 2. Ass Sweats 3. Full body hairy as shit sweats
  8. Right, but playing the trombone is way more high contact.
  9. Sweep the appendix, Johnny!
  10. Anyone have the Staples article from the Athletic? Thanks! https://theathletic.com/2813535/2021/09/08/staples-the-big-12-hopes-to-get-bigger-in-2023-what-does-that-mean-for-oklahoma-texas-and-the-four-new-members/
  11. Name the Defense?
  12. Or possibly Keanu. I'm thinking Keanu.
  13. Maybe this is a dumb question, but it says you can’t park there until 4:30?
  14. 3:45 P.M.BALLS STUCK TO BLEACHERS 4:05 P.M. FOURTH BEER IN STADIUM. 10TH OVERALL. 4:45P.M. MY 5 YEAR OLD TELLS A CAJUN TO “SUCK IT” HALFTIME SMOKE A SHORT, MAN BUN WEARING NARUTO IN THE PARKING LOT CPR COMMENCES END OF GAME TEXAS 31 ULA LA 17
  15. From Georgepatch, with a Surly kid. TEXAS!!
  16. You’re a nurse, aren’t you?
  17. Forget about South Austin’s mom. Apparently, everyone’s banging Wulaw’s grandma.
  18. A 20 ton unit is big enough to cool that Kmart right there.
  19. I'm gonna let you guys watch crappy games from a year ago, and tell me about it.
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