Hugh G. Rection

He shouldn't have to double-cross Sam. If I were going to finals I would choose either her or JC to go with. Neither have done anything.

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That’s correct. And the closer you get to the baggage carousel the quicker your bag arrives. It’s most helpful when you have at least one foot on it.

How do you know when you’re done?

Some stats say the market is overheated and some say not so much. From the WSJ: Despite another robust corporate earnings season, the S&P 500 has inched up just 1.5% over the past three weeks as simmering trade tensions and signs of slowing growth at big technology companies sapped investor confidence. Those issues have helped drive valuations down to their lowest levels of the year, even with the broad stock-market index hovering just 0.5% shy of its January high. The S&P 500 trades at 18.8 times earnings over the past 12 months, a basement valuation that is lower than February’s trough of 21 times earnings, according to FactSet. At the S&P 500’s peak in January, the index traded at nearly 22 times earnings, well above its current level. Strong corporate earnings are making stocks look less pricey than they did before. Companies in the S&P 500 have posted double-digit profit growth for the past three quarters to help earnings catch up with the S&P 500’s 7% advance this year. For the latest quarter, profits are on track to rise 24% from a year earlier, the best pace of earnings beats since 2008, according to FactSet

You have a lot of facial accessories. Mitch Hedberg

I'd like to see the sap who slept with her. That had to be a turkey baster conception.

Just because you're a slacker doesn't mean everyone is.

His wife doesn't do house stuff.

We could fill a thread just speculating whether the fucktard is able to close his mouth. I’ve yet to see a pic without him displaying that fucked up grill.

They have mullet roe when it's available. I'm not Stoops and have never eaten a bag of dicks, but I can imagine that's what it's like.

That's true...Gata usually sends a battery of lawyers to plea it down to a misdemeanor and they move on like it didn't happen.

Cool, Mary Busey! What kind of issues has she had lately?

They also have Gary so it evens out

You’ve never rode a bike?

Pounder!?! Nearly killed ‘er!

D) All the muledick

Usually when I talk about wanting to buy something, the ads for that very item start showing up in my apps, like the phone knows what’s happening. Lately, I’ve been getting ads for understanding the symptoms of kidney cancer. Is the phone trying to tell me I have kidney cancer?

His bits (maybe real?) with Jordan Schlansky are hilarious!

He’s been there, done that

It appears that they're on a first name basis now.

I wouldn't say I'm missing it, Bob.

I wouldn't own a rental house that was leveraged. Some idiot tenant decides not to pay and it takes 3 months to evict him plus another month or two to fix it back if/because he tore shit up, and you have to make those payments out pocket when you're paying the mortgage for the place you live in. Especially for the shit homes you're talking about. If I wanted rental income I'd buy REIT shares.

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