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Leanderman

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  1. "He’s been a Texas lean for a long time. If they’ve been getting their hopes up, I’m curious what drove that?" I suspect chin pubes had something to do with it?
  2. "I believe it was you that once said the fake navy guys look like New York City sanitation street workers from the early 1900s. "
  3. "I can't speak to those other products, but that tush cush is some high quality lube. Your partner will thank you next time you are heading towards the back door." Sorry no, a few of us are still heterosexual..
  4. "Can’t seem to take a good shit? " I suggest a trip to Taco Bell instead
  5. Escaping from the Dixie Chicken no doubt
  6. Qatar prefers camels over sheep prehaps?
  7. Jimbo to UCLA? He would fit right in with a lot of folks in Hollywood .
  8. "Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor." We used to call him "Mr. Hair", because not one hair was ever out of place. I remember when he ran this state and one day he was giving a speech on the front steps of the capitol. As the speech drooled on and drooled a person in the crowd close to Mr. Perry had a large dog. Right beside where the pearls of wisdom were being spewed, this dog proceeded to take a large dump. The personal fragrance of this canine was not welcomed by the throngs of onlookers who moved away from the podium to avoid the present in the grass. Mr. Hair however, I guess remembering his fond memories on the Brazos as a milkman, never missed a beat and continued his drivel.
  9. Stoops and the rest of the ou fanbase approve of this book.
  10. Dig up the dead dogs to make fertilizer for the wine
  11. :This is the funniest thing after knowing what happened. Very aggie moment" Right up there with their engineers making their pool too short, hahahaahh
  12. This is half you jokers on this board
  13. Texas gomers the gift that keeps giving..........................to Jimbo.
  14. Gonna give him the benefit of the doubt for right now. He would have not been my first choice but some folks have more knowledge than I do on hiring.
  15. "No, it's because old and new army always watches the game live while sawing off horns and squeezing balls you stupid sip!"
  16. "The Amazon reviews are peak aggy. I don't believe any of them can actually read." Fiction at its finest
  17. R.C. soon will be telling football coaches to rate prospects on forearms size. (Old farts remember this I'm sure).
  18. Heard they had this guy on the short list for AD?
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