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Leanderman

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  1. "some asshole texas a&m students made a more profitable but less hot jalapeño pepper and that’s why they suck now." On the bright side for the gomers, I bet they are jizz flavored?
  2. I for one would love to see the gomers go to the big10. Then they can visit KKL and Norman whenever they play Corn. Watching their nuts break off when they squeeze in December at some of those schools would be an added bonus. I cannot wait till they have midnight yell when it is colder than John Sharps heart up north.
  3. When sark is finished with his current contract, the gomers will still be paying dumbo. Have a great weekend one and all.
  4. This early in the game ranking do not really mean that much. I swear the experts use a dartboard and try to fleece folks early for their 9.95.
  5. "Yeah but they had the decency to not form a marching band about it "
  6. Has AT and T been hiring gomers recently? Asking for a friend
  7. "Sure he didn't know, sure he didn't..."
  8. "Is this thread implying Cordova was the one responsible for the peanut incident?' But I love peanuts.
  9. Say what you will but another poster I sure miss who would bring me a laugh every time............................"SpiderAG".
  10. Favorite song of the sea gomers......................."Blow The Man Down"
  11. "He’s been a Texas lean for a long time. If they’ve been getting their hopes up, I’m curious what drove that?" I suspect chin pubes had something to do with it?
  12. "I believe it was you that once said the fake navy guys look like New York City sanitation street workers from the early 1900s. "
  13. "I can't speak to those other products, but that tush cush is some high quality lube. Your partner will thank you next time you are heading towards the back door." Sorry no, a few of us are still heterosexual..
  14. "Can’t seem to take a good shit? " I suggest a trip to Taco Bell instead
  15. Escaping from the Dixie Chicken no doubt
  16. Qatar prefers camels over sheep prehaps?
  17. Jimbo to UCLA? He would fit right in with a lot of folks in Hollywood .
  18. "Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor." We used to call him "Mr. Hair", because not one hair was ever out of place. I remember when he ran this state and one day he was giving a speech on the front steps of the capitol. As the speech drooled on and drooled a person in the crowd close to Mr. Perry had a large dog. Right beside where the pearls of wisdom were being spewed, this dog proceeded to take a large dump. The personal fragrance of this canine was not welcomed by the throngs of onlookers who moved away from the podium to avoid the present in the grass. Mr. Hair however, I guess remembering his fond memories on the Brazos as a milkman, never missed a beat and continued his drivel.
  19. Stoops and the rest of the ou fanbase approve of this book.
  20. Dig up the dead dogs to make fertilizer for the wine
  21. :This is the funniest thing after knowing what happened. Very aggie moment" Right up there with their engineers making their pool too short, hahahaahh
  22. This is half you jokers on this board
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