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Leanderman

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  1. "Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!" How many glory holes were included in that price?
  2. "I got massaged by a dude in India and he gave me the full credit card swipe. I damn near shot off the table." Then you discovered his hands were on your shoulders at the time?
  3. " We need to put 60 on Wyoming this weekend. All ass. All day. " Hmmmmmm memories of South Austins Mom?
  4. 2022 - No worries got Jimbo 2023 - Worried got Jimbo
  5. Gonna be fun to see those fat slobs on the DL trying to catch the QB.
  6. "Based on his mom having the range of a 3-toed sloth, I am pretty sure he isn’t leaving the state. I’ll be happy, if I am wrong " He can romance women here in Austin.
  7. They are already recovering from their loss, no worries
  8. Tick, tick, tick still waiting for chin pubes to give his excuses for the game?
  9. We won, gomers, rapists, tceh, and coogs all lost. What a great weekend.
  10. We cannot forget Mr. Sweat. He was eating blockers all night long to free up other folks. Well done Sir.
  11. There is gonna be a few recruits waking up this morning and wondering if its too late to sign up for us.
  12. "If the rumors of McKinnley's heart not being in it for football, he sure as hell picked the right school to commit to." If he watched the gomer shit show today, can you blame him?
  13. Looks like the gomers are taking their dates to beach before the big game?
  14. "WR Tease arrested felony drug possession. " Just redshirt for a year and welcome him back.
  15. "This is an oldie but a goodie, like a rotary phone.: Being an aggie, it HAS to be a bag phone.
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