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  1. Leanderman
    Got Dixie Chicken.....advantage gomers.
  2. Leanderman
    "Did I lose my way and end up at TexAgs?" Not a gloryhole to been seen in here, so the answer is no.
  3. Leanderman
    Horns and KState in the finals and the nation will lose its mind.
  4. Leanderman
    "And probably drop a dozen class rings along the way" Of course helpful and friendly gomers will show them the way from the parking lot to the maze.
  5. Leanderman
    Just win, baby
  6. Leanderman
    "This tweet was made for MrPhlegm. Too bad he’s in a Turkish prison." Playing "Hide the soap in the showers with the other prisoners"?
  7. Leanderman
    That corn maze is perfect place for the gomers to play hide and seek with their livestock dates on Saturday night after a night of dancing at Dixie Chicken.
  8. Leanderman
    The "E's" fell off the front and read of his atm sign.
  9. Leanderman
    In-state acceptance rate for class of 2024 was 64%. South Austins mom has a lower acceptance rate.....advantage aggie.
  10. Leanderman
    So the sea gomers have a new statue here in Galveston. It is two rings stacked atop each other. The rings have all the typical gomer BS on them as well as two dates. The first date on the first ring is 1966 when Galveston College opened. The second date is 1975 on the second ring when women and blacks were first admitted. How typical of these fighin farmers to steal the history and traditions of another school.
  11. Leanderman
    "There is some delicious irony about A&M desperately needing tackles and a center and us having a surplus of absolute monsters like Cam. " No worries dumbo will turn the entire Oline into 1st round picks :).
  12. Leanderman
    If moral victories won trophies the Hall Of Champions would need an addition.
  13. Leanderman
    I would love to see the faces of those gomers who end up in jail, when they are allowed one phone call, who do they see beside the pay phone but a picture of Preston. I hope they make the phone number something the gomers can remember like 1800- Jizz- Jars?
  14. Leanderman
    Just win baby.
  15. Leanderman
    Rate them ladies all you want. Everyone of them is better than a gomer milkman.
  16. Leanderman
    After seeing those "dancers" atop the dugout it kinda reminded me of an old book about UT. Anyone else remember that book......."Meat On The Hoof"?
  17. Leanderman
    Cannot forget the sea gomers drive halfway across the city 24/7 365 days a year to hold watch on a ship that is moored up.
  18. Leanderman
    "I'm not seeing this dude as a deep threat..." I went deep in your mom last night and was a real threat.
  19. Leanderman
    "Didn't Mandel predict a terrible losing 2022 season record for Texas ?? " Howie Mandel knows more about football than this clown.
  20. Leanderman
    Be fun to watch him return kick offs as well.
  21. Leanderman
    'Get it done on the field. Use their unprecedented NIL program that they didn't rush into just for the sake of headlines (tu is all about appearances,ya know!) but to make sure they got it right just like Billy told us Jimbo was doing when he was hand-selecting his first pick for OC!" I am sure recruits will relate to a 65 year old OC.
  22. Leanderman
    I am old school. Here is my input for the four team pod. Just an opinion so haters, screw off. Now on to my pod.......Piggy, Land Thieves, The Good Guys, L$U. Screw the gomers and the sheep they molested.
  23. Leanderman
    "Anyone seen the Liucci 44?" The only Liucci 44 you are gonna see are the number of gomers at glory hole number three.
  24. Leanderman
    No worries two years at Blinn and he came finish his degree at gomersville. After football I am sure the gomer network will take care of him by offering him a job at Budget Rent a Car? Whoop.
  25. Leanderman
    Billy does his customer service at the glory hole.

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