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Leanderman

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  1. Pearl Lite. Leave a case in the middle of a busy city intersection, come back in a week and their are three more cases there.
  2. "I think you meant "Pop Rocks" solid" The only pop rocks candy is good for is to sprinkle in a cats litter box.
  3. """They gave them directions back to their resort glory hole and squeezed their nuts as a parting gift. Whooo
  4. Just one question about that picture......."when did he go back to women?".
  5. Of course once we join the SEC they will no longer be the top team in Texas. Those nut grabbers just cannot stomach that thought.
  6. I would love to see him lined up in goal line or short yardage formations in the slot. Be fun to watch him come down the line after the snap.
  7. "Shit we had no business winning the 2011 game. They were on paper more talented than we were. But of course, they aggy'd it up. Poor aggy" Of course that is why we all enjoyed Case and his "sprint" down field and the final kick. The gomers tears after that game are still flowing I am sure
  8. "Authorities reportedly know the identity of the suspect." I guess the lawyers are out of town for the weekend, so they shall wait till they can come up with a convincing story to defend him on Monday?
  9. Wake me up when they share the dead dog scoreboard .
  10. "But with construction starting this summer on the first of three planned buildings, experts say the new campus will indeed be transformative, well beyond just educating college students. " Well, I guess if you are in the west end of Fort Worth and livestock are riding the elevators you have found the gomers new buildings?
  11. "Yep he had a bunch of sock accounts that he used to like/retweet all his content. Basically one of these racist ‘Texas fans’ was liking/retweeting all of his aggy tweets which didn’t make sense. His sock accounts also didn’t have but 4-5 followers and they basically all just followed each other and he followed them all on his main account. It didn’t take a lot of CSI investigations to put two and two together that he was the true racist tweeting at high school boys." We can only hope and dream that someday he will visit a Turkish Prison as an inmate.
  12. "Brooks played here 30 years ago. That one is a late arriving legacy. " Foster Brooks?
  13. Wonderful news on a Sunday Evening. Hook 'Em Baby.
  14. "Even a moron would understand that he’s under extra scrutiny and $80m dollars are at stake. " Gomers to morons. Apples to oranges in other words.
  15. Gomers with "Medical Research Facilities "? Just a term to hide the livestock and keep them around for research purposes no doubt.
  16. Gomers will just change to a 7-2-2 defense. Stupid sip, got jimbo.
  17. We can only assume his downfield blocking skills were not good enough for dumbo then? I guess if we have an open roster spot we might as well just take a chance, right (tounge in cheek). . I hope this is way to flood the field kick the land thieves even harder this year.
  18. "Anyone on commit watch this weekend?" Just your mom at my house
  19. So will the annual maroon and white game be cancelled due to lack of linebackers?
  20. "Aggy chicken farmers had to kill all their birds due to avian flu" More like kill them before they went into the witness protection program and testified against the gomers.
  21. With the price of eggs lately, really surprised those chicken farmers in collie station cannot close an NIL deal?
  22. "She appears to be an eager participant." Reminds me of the time the Bangor Box Boy Marching Band showed up on South Austin's Moms doorstep.
  23. I think I will trust sark over half the posters here. Except of course those who have the South Austin Moms Golden Coupon Booklet.
  24. Have you been to Beaumont lately? Some areas of that town make college station look like paradise.
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