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  1. Leanderman
    "Evan and Moose had some really nice balls" Said multiple gomers at the glory hole.
  2. Leanderman
    "really surprised at the number of Florida fans there" Of course they were helped directed to their seats by the helpful gomers. Quite sure the Warsaw Pact buildings made quite an impression on them as well?
  3. Leanderman
    Another year of empty spaces in the "Hall of Champions" .
  4. Leanderman
    "But he does own a boat, the SS Minnow. I’ll let everyone guess which character he plays!" More like prancing around in Mrs Howells dresses.
  5. Leanderman
    No worries, got Jimbo.
  6. Leanderman
    "Reveille Ridge .... Wow that's creative. What a bunch of boobs. I think I'll build an RV park around Austin and name it Bevo Bayou!" Really shocked that they do not include midnight yell around a bonfire each night while wearing thier bed sheets?
  7. Leanderman
    With all the livestock being molested in collie station, I bet it is really the monkey pox?
  8. Leanderman
    The first one of you assholes who dares to put up a picture of Karen Key largo on this post, im gonna find you and feed your balls to the ghost crabs here.
  9. Leanderman
    Was his weekly press conference on Comedy Central?
  10. Leanderman
    Time for Frank Wilson to move up.
  11. Leanderman
    "All they need to do is find an OC, install the new system, rebuild oline, get CW up to speed as a true sophomore, and find a way to replace the production of Achane/Smith/Stewart(?). " So, in other words, bring back Demas?
  12. Leanderman
    "Eventually that blind squirrel will find an acorn it will just be the most expensive acorn in history." After last night's chit show I am sure even the dead dogs are rolling over in their graves.
  13. Leanderman
    "Maybe this is the for cause reason aggy needs to fire Jimbo" They need to find some of those sheep that went into the witness protection program.
  14. Leanderman
    Are you sure it was not Biggus Dickus from Italy?
  15. Leanderman
    Just seemed like every time Ole Pi$$ was driving down the field, another gomer went down with an injury for one play?
  16. Leanderman
    I am sure dumbo was just avoiding potential questions about the gomer swim and tennis teams, and bailed after that?
  17. Leanderman
    "Here is the million dollar question: If Lucci and KKL were to have a sex tape leak... would your morbid curiosity get the better of you? " I require further clarification of the scenario. For example, who would be the bottom and who would be the top?
  18. Leanderman
    In order to improve attendance at the remainder of the home games. the gomer yell leaders have agreed to wear leather chaps for the remainder of the season, without pants.
  19. Leanderman
    "At this point their NIL deals are likely narrowed down to Kia, ABC Lawn & Pest Control, and The Dixie Chicken." and the boys down at the sheep dip station.
  20. Leanderman
    How in the wide wide world of sports does this hag who lives in Nebraska get such "inside information" on not only this subject but so many others?
  21. Leanderman
    On a positive note for the gomers, their "cheer leaders" have not been thrown in the fountain a lot this year.
  22. Leanderman
    "Which one got his Dad a free church? He seems awfully quiet on all of this. Pops probably told him to keep his god damned shit in line." Picture in your mind if you can, a church built by aggie engineers
  23. Leanderman
    I cannot wait for any parting words any gomer students have to say about the program after they transfer.
  24. Leanderman
    I bet there will be quite a few insurance salesmen in the Katy area eating nothing but beans and rice for awhile.
  25. Leanderman
    "Other twitter rumor is that one of the Aggie trainers caught two Aggie players tag-teaming a woman livestock who was not associated with the team in the locker room."

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