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Leanderman

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  1. So the sea gomers have a new statue here in Galveston. It is two rings stacked atop each other. The rings have all the typical gomer BS on them as well as two dates. The first date on the first ring is 1966 when Galveston College opened. The second date is 1975 on the second ring when women and blacks were first admitted. How typical of these fighin farmers to steal the history and traditions of another school.
  2. "There is some delicious irony about A&M desperately needing tackles and a center and us having a surplus of absolute monsters like Cam. " No worries dumbo will turn the entire Oline into 1st round picks :).
  3. If moral victories won trophies the Hall Of Champions would need an addition.
  4. I would love to see the faces of those gomers who end up in jail, when they are allowed one phone call, who do they see beside the pay phone but a picture of Preston. I hope they make the phone number something the gomers can remember like 1800- Jizz- Jars?
  5. Just win baby.
  6. Rate them ladies all you want. Everyone of them is better than a gomer milkman.
  7. After seeing those "dancers" atop the dugout it kinda reminded me of an old book about UT. Anyone else remember that book......."Meat On The Hoof"?
  8. Cannot forget the sea gomers drive halfway across the city 24/7 365 days a year to hold watch on a ship that is moored up.
  9. "I'm not seeing this dude as a deep threat..." I went deep in your mom last night and was a real threat.
  10. "Didn't Mandel predict a terrible losing 2022 season record for Texas ?? " Howie Mandel knows more about football than this clown.
  11. Be fun to watch him return kick offs as well.
  12. 'Get it done on the field. Use their unprecedented NIL program that they didn't rush into just for the sake of headlines (tu is all about appearances,ya know!) but to make sure they got it right just like Billy told us Jimbo was doing when he was hand-selecting his first pick for OC!" I am sure recruits will relate to a 65 year old OC.
  13. I am old school. Here is my input for the four team pod. Just an opinion so haters, screw off. Now on to my pod.......Piggy, Land Thieves, The Good Guys, L$U. Screw the gomers and the sheep they molested.
  14. "Anyone seen the Liucci 44?" The only Liucci 44 you are gonna see are the number of gomers at glory hole number three.
  15. No worries two years at Blinn and he came finish his degree at gomersville. After football I am sure the gomer network will take care of him by offering him a job at Budget Rent a Car? Whoop.
  16. Billy does his customer service at the glory hole.
  17. Pearl Lite. Leave a case in the middle of a busy city intersection, come back in a week and their are three more cases there.
  18. "I think you meant "Pop Rocks" solid" The only pop rocks candy is good for is to sprinkle in a cats litter box.
  19. Am I the only one here who drinks tan and blacks?
  20. """They gave them directions back to their resort glory hole and squeezed their nuts as a parting gift. Whooo
  21. Just one question about that picture......."when did he go back to women?".
  22. Of course once we join the SEC they will no longer be the top team in Texas. Those nut grabbers just cannot stomach that thought.
  23. I would love to see him lined up in goal line or short yardage formations in the slot. Be fun to watch him come down the line after the snap.
  24. "Shit we had no business winning the 2011 game. They were on paper more talented than we were. But of course, they aggy'd it up. Poor aggy" Of course that is why we all enjoyed Case and his "sprint" down field and the final kick. The gomers tears after that game are still flowing I am sure
  25. "Authorities reportedly know the identity of the suspect." I guess the lawyers are out of town for the weekend, so they shall wait till they can come up with a convincing story to defend him on Monday?
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