In order to improve attendance at the remainder of the home games. the gomer yell leaders have agreed to wear leather chaps for the remainder of the season, without pants.
"At this point their NIL deals are likely narrowed down to Kia, ABC Lawn & Pest Control, and The Dixie Chicken."
and the boys down at the sheep dip station.
"Which one got his Dad a free church? He seems awfully quiet on all of this. Pops probably told him to keep his god damned shit in line."
Picture in your mind if you can, a church built by aggie engineers
"Other twitter rumor is that one of the Aggie trainers caught two Aggie players tag-teaming a woman livestock who was not associated with the team in the locker room."
One of you assholes who as an account on Texas Ags need to start a survey to have Norman replace reveille as the next gomer mascot. The melt down and in fighting would be out of this world.
Let us hope Sark watch some game film and exploits what the toads did? One of my neighbors is a toad and is happier than a blind aggie in a pickle factory today.
Welcome back burnt vegetables. I am sure your Sunday morning will be one to remember. Thank goodness you have that big bag of dicks to take your mind off getting your butt kicked.
Give dumbo some credit. He has recruited big men on the offensive line who can hold on almost every play. I thought I was watching a wrestling match last night.