Leanderman

Aggie Football has ED, early disappointment.

"For what it’s worth, my brother-in-law, who is from Oklahoma (FML), claims to have a buddy whose brother is an equipment manager at OU. Said equipment manager claims that Rattler cleared out his locker on Monday. It wouldn’t shock me, but I also wouldn’t bet the farm on the veracity of the claim. Just putting it out there. " I bet he needed a U-Haul to clean all those dicks out of his locker?

Dumbo Fisher to the white courtesy phone please.

"Sadly, the Galveston home is on the chopping block. The kids are all doing extracurriculars year round and we don’t get to go down there often enough to justify it while they’re in this stage. " I live on the west end of the island, it is a great time to sell.

I suppose it is too late to send the gomers football team a 55 gallon drum of lube, huh?

Put on your big girl panties and go out and play some football. I heard worse things than this across the line of scrimmage when I played football when moons ago.

I bet Rattler eats boogars out of dead people noses?

"So a Georgia commit is taking an OV to aggy this weekend." He can start off his visit with The Hall of Champions, move on over to the Statue of Sully and top it all off with a visit to the Warsaw Pact style housing, By that time it should be half time at the game and he can watch the Fighting Aggy Band march to sound of a whistle. He can then hear the coach and players in the second half tell him about the future of gomer football and how next year will be their championship year, and the years following.

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/uploads/monthly_2021_10/image.png.aef2581b79a6ad82d05b4fae0149b1e9.png So when do the gomers hut down Blinn?

The only upset this week is gonna be the gomers stomachs after the first quarter of this game. Maybe that mangy dog will bark and the gomers will just cancel the rest of the game?

Fatty should be glad no one hit any of his coaches with a helmet in this game and shut F#CK up.

So I guess there is no chance of lining him up against slo'neal on the field any time soon? Speed kills baby.

I used to work for an old red ass back in the early 80's. His daughter attended UT though. He could not and would not sign the checks to UT and had his wife sign them all for his daughters education.

Win or lose the milkmen will ride the coattails of the $EC Teams.

$EC Writers without a doubt.

Surprised why demas has not entered the portal to transfer to the corn huskers to be closer to her?

Shall be take up a collection to send her a few bottles of bleach?

There is always the "Uncle".

Really confused here. I see the chicken farmers are unranked now, I thought this was their year?

Just wondering why ESPN Gameday is not coming to collie station this weekend?

"For tradition. We have the best traditions in all of football and university. Others schools are in awe and envy our cool and historic traditions, customs, and courtesies. Some people praisingly and respectfully call us a cult because we are so strong in our traditions and mannerisms.Environment and community. College Station is a great place to live and raise a family. One of the few places in the US where a community of our size allows folks to leave their houses and vehicles unlocked and live without fear of high crime. College Station and the local area basically shutdown businesses when we have a home game and folks come to support the Fightin Farmers of the fields.People. Aggies! A&M is still that college trapped in time of early Americana where people still valued their word, had compassion for others, and mutual respect was worth more than money in the bank.Patriotism. There isn't a more patriotic college in the nation and we still trust in our God, Jesus and love accordingly.Women. A&M had the best looking women in all of Texas and they are smart to boot. Yeah, I agree with previous posts that for some odd reason the cameras tend to only show the less than desirable looking female Ags but we all seen the campus hotties. There are quite a few and they are friendly and fun. Name another school in Texas with better looking women that can catch a catfish, clean a deer, plow a field, and still dress the Nine for Sunday morning service. I dare ya.Finally, and most importantly football.We are building something special here. Jimbo is arguably in the Top 3 coaches in football and in only his second season he put us on the verge of a national championship. This season we had unforeseen challenges that is beyond his control.Jimbo will get us Nattys and we will continue the traditions of national championships. See how many we have won in my sig block below.If you want to win. Come play at Texas A&M!" Just drink the Kool-Aid Comrade

Wonder if they will break out the Klan Robes over dumbo before the season is over?

Saban must be drooling about now. I hope he buries dumbo right beside the dad dog scoreboard.

I am sure the gomers were just looking ahead to Alabama

Turn out the lights, the party's over (best Dandy Don Voice).