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Leanderman

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  1. Really confused here. I see the chicken farmers are unranked now, I thought this was their year?
  2. Just wondering why ESPN Gameday is not coming to collie station this weekend?
  3. "For tradition. We have the best traditions in all of football and university. Others schools are in awe and envy our cool and historic traditions, customs, and courtesies. Some people praisingly and respectfully call us a cult because we are so strong in our traditions and mannerisms.Environment and community. College Station is a great place to live and raise a family. One of the few places in the US where a community of our size allows folks to leave their houses and vehicles unlocked and live without fear of high crime. College Station and the local area basically shutdown businesses when we have a home game and folks come to support the Fightin Farmers of the fields.People. Aggies! A&M is still that college trapped in time of early Americana where people still valued their word, had compassion for others, and mutual respect was worth more than money in the bank.Patriotism. There isn't a more patriotic college in the nation and we still trust in our God, Jesus and love accordingly.Women. A&M had the best looking women in all of Texas and they are smart to boot. Yeah, I agree with previous posts that for some odd reason the cameras tend to only show the less than desirable looking female Ags but we all seen the campus hotties. There are quite a few and they are friendly and fun. Name another school in Texas with better looking women that can catch a catfish, clean a deer, plow a field, and still dress the Nine for Sunday morning service. I dare ya.Finally, and most importantly football.We are building something special here. Jimbo is arguably in the Top 3 coaches in football and in only his second season he put us on the verge of a national championship. This season we had unforeseen challenges that is beyond his control.Jimbo will get us Nattys and we will continue the traditions of national championships. See how many we have won in my sig block below.If you want to win. Come play at Texas A&M!" Just drink the Kool-Aid Comrade
  4. Wonder if they will break out the Klan Robes over dumbo before the season is over?
  5. Saban must be drooling about now. I hope he buries dumbo right beside the dad dog scoreboard.
  6. I am sure the gomers were just looking ahead to Alabama
  7. Turn out the lights, the party's over (best Dandy Don Voice).
  8. I hear a roller coaster climbing higher and higher.
  9. I laughed so hard at this I almost choked on my cocktail.
  10. Just get Red to park a few F-350's in front of Sarks Office
  11. My only hope is dumbo sticks around a few more years and they continue with 7-5 seasons. I used to watch Comedy Central but this is my new place for belly laughs, reading about these chicken farmers.
  12. Get some folks like Franklins or Coopers to sponsor our lineman. Pay them in food to be "Models" for the quality of the food served.
  13. Rather than plant the flag, I wish all the team would link arms and walk off the field in total silence. Then right before Sark exits the tunnel as the last person to leave the field, scream out "Adios Muther Fuckers" and flip em all off.
  14. If you could have the smurf floating in the commode face down it would be better :).
  15. I would chit my pants if dumbo brings back the wishbone
  16. "Matt Miller at ESPN has Leal #6, Green #12, Wydermyer #28, and Spiller #31." Is that the draft or their gloryhole station?
  17. Any chance any of you assholes could get a food truck pregame outside their stadium and sell fried frog legs?
  18. Gomers would be better off running the wildcat the entire game.
  19. Someone should ask for a FOI Act on dumbo's contract? I bet it is written in crayon?
  20. "Jimbo said in preseason that both Calzada and King were NFL-caliber QBs. waterboys.
  21. Stomp the roaches.
  22. Well I guess there will be another bare spot in the gomers hall of champions as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  23. "Ags may or may not like this comparison but Haynes King is our Colt McCoy. Slightly more athletic. He’s going to be a star." I really cannot remember Colt ever bouncing a pass off the back of his own lineman's helmet?
  24. 2022 Recruiting, "Its Just a Flesh Wound".
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