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Leanderman

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  1. "I try to chokehold buttfuck my wife (no pics) at least once a week so this hits close to home. " Strange? She lets me videotape our encounters when I am with her?
  2. Will the refs let M. Jackson play with an ankle monitor? Secondly will he be allowed to leave to state?
  3. Go to collie station and relieve Hee Haw reruns.
  4. Everyone south of the picketl wire knows Dumbo is just a very likeable guy and collle station is one of the most friendliest places on this earth. No need to talk about bags or dirty recruiting when young 18 year olds can admire all the hardware in the Hall of Champions. One trip to Dixie Chicken will be enough to convince any recruit to reopen his commitment to another school and consider the Harvard of the Brazos :).
  5. Maybe they can have their next party to honor pennies on sullys toes?
  6. All State as well. Nice pick up.
  7. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
  8. "Oh no, he's gonna transfer to OU isn't he?" Dusty D will have him sign NLI contract to endorse baseball bats I am sure.
  9. The real question is, "What IS there to like about Waco?".
  10. "Dude it’s pay for play. We don’t pay, so they don’t play. " Get ready for FEDEX all over again.
  11. "What is Roach doing in Oklahoma? " Looking for a stoops to suck his dick I suppose?
  12. Awesome nice pick up.
  13. I hope he trips and sets his nuts on fire from a burning couch.
  14. On a positive note for the fightin farmers, at least their school song will finally make sense again, once we join the SEC
  15. She can use the profits from her sales of t-shirts for a fucking face lift.
  16. I am sure we will have more class than to put up billboards all over SEC Country announcing our arrival.
  17. Gonna be fun to post articles from aggiepedia on $EC Rant :). Paging Randolph Duke to the white phone.
  18. Can we hire the Rice Band for the next half time show at collie stadium?
  19. If these nut grabbers are so happy about leaving the SWC and the Big 12 why is there stadium face still covered with all those lies about conf. championships?
  20. "No watered down field versus Ricky? They're slipping. " Food poisoning to the quarterback in collie station and wake up calls repeatedly to the team as well?
  21. I can only hope he trips coming out of the tunnel on his first game and breaks his dick.
  22. I look forward to the hype and the games against the pirate once again. Always a nail biter versus him.
  23. "A&M has invested so much time and energy crafting the SEC narrative, it's pretty hilarious how quickly that could blow up in their faces." With so many glory holes on campus they are well versed in blowing.
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