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Leanderman

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  1. This made my day. Now lets get some beef up front to make some lanes.
  2. How many potential recruits have seen the Klan robes on their visits?
  3. Lexington has a great bbq joint, don't know much about their football teams though.
  4. "I trashed a hotel room last weekend with South Austin's mom." Yes I remember you hiding in the bushes as I was leaving the hotel with her at day break
  5. Give him a break, its not like anyone built a church for a recruits dad or anything
  6. "Allegedly it would "change the balance of power out west", so it would have to be USC or Oregon. Not another school that moves the needle in terms of power out west." Drop the hammer on the Colorado School of Mines?
  7. I approve of this transfer.
  8. Dumbo must have collected all the pennies off of sully toes to pay Harris to come visit?
  9. Can't wait to read all the gomer chatter about riding the coattails of the other ut in baseball.
  10. I can see him as an H Back in goal line as well. Flare him out to corner and have a jump ball.
  11. Mack Brown would have filled this class six months ago regardless of the lockdown. Nice to see someone is taking their time and evaluate. Not ONE wheelchair in any of those pictures.
  12. Dollars to doughnuts gomers would put a jizz jar in a cruits hotel room?
  13. Speaking of attending services, I was a regular at "Our Lady of The Evening" for years
  14. All gas no brakes baby
  15. Gomersviille would die for place like the Yellow Rose. But of course with livestock doing lap dances.
  16. Plus they put lipstick on the livestock just for his visit.
  17. "We offered a long snapper." South Austin Mom has a long snapper as well
  18. "Apparently, none of them could find the stadium. It was their first time visiting campus and they had to ask for directions. Most of the people they approached thought they were homeless and walked by without acknowledging them. Those who did acknowledge them all said some variation of, "hey dumbass, did you notice everyone else walking in the same direction towards that really large building that looks suspiciously like a stadium?" They never did find it and left Austin vowing never to send their children to Texas." Bull Chit, they could have found the stadium if they had just walked on the grass
  19. Any word on poential recruits liking the campus? Secondly any word from the gomers why they hate the campus
  20. "And South Austin's mom gets paid hourly, so what?" She pays me for service's rendered and educational opportunities.
  21. "Exactly. I could do 24' with a Shiner in one hand. In fact, it should probably be an event at the Surly/Special Olympics meet and meat." Sign me up for "Surly Winter Games. I shall be competing in the "Nude Luge Mixed Doubles".
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