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    Targeting player: “Excuse me referee. I’m entitled to notice and an opportunity to be heard. Please pause the game and set the matter for a hearing.
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    I’m too lazy to look up the Big 10 bylaws concerning process on suspensions. But, throwing the term “due process” indicates some constitutional right. I’m not a Con law expert, but I don’t recall seeing some fundamental right in the U.S. constitution to coach college football as to life, liberty, property. The government is not infringing on anything here. Maybe it’s in the Michigan state constitution (sarcasm).
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    Michigan:
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    The question remains, who ordered the sign stealing.
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    Doesn’t even need to go that far. They only need one quarter of good play to convince the yokels that they were just 467 plays this year away from having a 12-0 season.
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    First Half Texas 28 TCU 3 Final Texas 38 (Sark takes the points once) TCU 31 215 yards rushing
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    Yeah, and we’re taking the whole fucking earth with us. Cockroaches and Twinkies won’t be spared.
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    Wow* *Not meant as a joke, but as a tribute.
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    Did Panda Express start selling bean and cheese tacos?
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    Probably the best choice that the kids will get, but I would have gone with “Hit the Road Jack.”
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    SEC rant has peer reviewed the research/analysis and is both astonished and fearful of the new fan base joining the conference.
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    What’s going to be painful towards that effort is that Looch would only be able to collect $6,703.17 and a Busch Light and chicken strip combo coupon from the Dixie Chicken.
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    K State’s coach was not going to let Sark be better than him at anything, including who’s the best at making boneheaded decisions that make no sense.
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    The Lord: Sorry mom.
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    8-1

    89Horn replied to ztejas's topic in Football

    Sark: I’m an overachiever. What can I say?
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    That was horribad. Well, refs, I’m so sorry you couldn’t win the game for K-State. I know you tried your best.
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    Sark side line interview: We’ve played really well in the 4th quarter.
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    Really Sark, what the fuck?!
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    Three incomplete passes to come!
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    Wow. Just wow Texas.
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    Texas, why are you the way you are?
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    Maalik Murphy should sharts.
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    By the way, we play great in the 4th quarter. Right?

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