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89Horn

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  1. When it’s in conference, I believe they’re called bran muffins.
  2. And perhaps an urge to knock a water bottle out of someone’s hand?
  3. So rather than shitting in the toilet stadium the bear is deciding to shit in the woods?
  4. I wish I had more aggy friends like this. It would add just a little more unexpected joy to life. Unfortunately, I have a 2%er aggy brother in law and a few other well-educated, intelligent, rationally thinking aggy friends that went to the school solely for an engineering degree.
  5. First off, it’s orange. Second, those are UTSA’s colors. Stupid sip. - aggy
  6. I wonder if there are still people in Austin calling that number looking to get a large pepperoni pizza.
  7. You gotta know that Sexton went to aggy for Jimbo with a $75 million counter intending to throw in stair step incentives to get to that figure but dumb aggy said “SOLD!” as soon as Jimmy said $75 million. Aggy walked away chuckling “what a bargain!”
  8. Well yeah. If Georgia beats Bama by 1 point, then they do get handed the SEC championship trophy.
  9. 9-1

    89Horn replied to Huckleberry's topic in Football
    Maybe James Madison or Tulane.
  10. Me: Hey, coach did you know that — Sark: Not now!! We’re trying to come up with the perfect play to unlock the 4th and 1 conundrum. Me: I’ll come back later.
  11. No shit. Like making a 3 pointer off the backboard. Meant to do that.
  12. Ok which one of y’all stole an ag tag and posted this? First post.
  13. . . . and if so he would fit in perfectly at aggy. Remember a few years back when Nike refused to give aggy the same deal Nike gave Texas? Aggy pouted and signed with Adidas.
  14. So, are assistant coaches’ contracts generally at will or do at least some have buyouts like the head coach’s contract? Just asking whether some of Jumbo’s assistants also get buyouts if they are not retained. If so, then those figures need to be tacked on to the ultimate figure due to aggy’s incompetent transactional skills.
  15. Oh Billy. Remember this? Liucci: Jimbo Fisher's extension will be another 'bargain' for Texas A&M By Billy Liucci September 1, 2021 29k Tweet Share Key notes from Billy Liucci interview You're going to see this contract be 10 years, starting from now, with an average right around $9 million per year. You're starting the existing deal over with a significant raise to make him the second-highest paid coach in the SEC behind Nick Saban and one of the highest-paid in college football. This is a great deal. We're going to look at it again as a great bargain.
  16. 9-1

    89Horn replied to Huckleberry's topic in Football
    The thing is I feel we would do better in Columbus. Don’t laugh. Just as lesser teams play us with their best performances, we play up to the level of better teams. I think that’s why we will do well in the SEC.
  17. 89Horn replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
    No. He is coming back, but we don’t know when.
  18. 9-1

    89Horn replied to Huckleberry's topic in Football
    Fuck it. Ok. Just continue to win these stupid ass, ugly wins. Finish 11-1. Win the conference, beating OU. Lose out on the CFP finishing 7th or 8th. Play in the Cotton Bowl and win, maybe. Depends on who we play. So 13-1 or 12-2 season. I am reassessing now and feeling, yeah OK, this is good. I’m done thinking of Texas like an upper-middle class suburbanite thinks of and tells their kid, I know you can do much better if you just apply yourself. Just gonna coast now.
  19. Which one? Houston, Kansas St., or this one tonight?
  20. Whoosh. Right over your head.
  21. The Benny Hill theme music fits as well.
  22. Quit fucking around Texas.
  23. Maybe Jones flinched on purpose.
  24. Be I little more positive and add an apostrophe to Well.
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