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89Horn

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  1. 89Horn replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    I would love to see Roschon Johnson go up to Sark in those instances and say y’know I played a little quarterback in high school. Why not give me a shot? At least I know how to run when the offensive line puts me in danger. But then Sark would likely look over Johnson’s shoulder and yell Kai! Money! Where are you?! Get in there! I kid. We’ll just a little.
  2. It would be cool to go back in time to 2004, 2005 and have Texas fans read this as a glimpse of the future. They’d likely think “wow, that fat KU coach turned them around and must have them on a roll for 15 years!”
  3. Have become a joke? We’ve been a joke for several years.
  4. Well, if Baylor turns out to really be that good, we’ll just need to quickly go up by 21 early on and . . . Sorry, too soon.
  5. Well yes, has it all along with Roman J. Israel, Esq and a midget on a skateboard.
  6. Arkansas looked past Rice to the Texas game. Texas looked past Arkansas to the Rice game.
  7. Senator Geary?
  8. If that happens, and that is a big if, I will not forget the shit talking and I won’t forget bed shitting done in just about every phase in the game in Fayettenam last night. But, yes, I am an asshole.
  9. Zed: Bring out the gimp.
  10. Damnit, now I have in my mind the tail end of that opening credits music but with: “W-V-U-M in Cincinnati” The M Being for Mountaineers.
  11. Additionally, I believe you also get your ass kicked doing something like that.
  12. Maybe a snickers?
  13. Ok, they were figuratively in the club?
  14. Throwing one or two fingers is not necessary. It is implied and the receivers of the money know it given that it is coming from Texas and OU.
  15. Maybe Belmont will get it if Sark starts hearing and reports the following from recruits: “Hey coach love everything I’ve seen so far, but what’s with all the empty seats at the game? I don’t see that at Tuscaloosa, Baton Rouge, Athens, Gainesville (or, gulp, College Station).”
  16. Ok. Even she says she gained 30 pounds since that 2019 SI shoot. She mostly does a good job of hiding it now with big poofed out dresses. But, if you like it, have at it.
  17. So just that I understand correctly, Arkansas fans stopped caring about the Texas rivalry 11 years before Arky bolted to the SEC? Also, fans at the game and in Fayetteville are going to be students made up of mostly students from Texas? Man, that’s great to know that the alums and t-shirt fans evidently no longer have any knowledge of Texas. Good to know, thanks. Texas fans will be safe as kittens. 👍🏼
  18. She's not that Tyra anymore.
  19. Bump up the other seating (suites) a bit. Have just the seats immediately underneath the horns as premium. And, that revenue did not exist until they redesigned the SEZ. It’s not zero sum. I imagine part of the reason that the seats are empty is that . . . they are in the low end zone behind the goal post. Why the fuck would you not stay in the club if those were your seats? The NEZ seats are acceptable because they are much higher up with better views.
  20. And there lies the problem. Any seating that is premium with access to a private club will not be fully occupied, not even if it is 75 degrees with shade outside. I was in the NEZ touchdown and terrace club seating for years and there were always people that stayed in the clubs just sitting around yakking and drinking during the game occasionally saying “what happened?” when they heard a roar from the stadium. Those limited gray seats in the SEZ should have just remained non-premium as before. Yes, they make money, but as Bud asked Gekko, “how many yachts can you water-ski behind?”
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