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tbone_

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  1. Maybe you just need a better dick
  2. Forgive me, is this the final 4 or to go to the final 4?
  3. I for one would gladly swap space currently reserved in my garage for Christmas shit for a bunch of fixer upper go karts.
  4. Team no relic Also team who cares where your Martin is from if you dig it
  5. That’s on you for still having the trash bag and the donate box at the house when she got home.
  6. Totally. I was just being a smart ass about the hat.
  7. This right here. I don’t know about the out of tune part, but played correctly it’s fantastic. As evidence I submit these two examples.
  8. You get a free bowl of soup with that hat?
  9. My first car was a 1971 Toyota Corona Deluxe. The passenger front door would fly open on a sharp left turn. I don’t want to hear any whining about build quality.
  10. I have a theory, based partly on reading Keith’s autobiography, that Mick and Keith have lived a life that few if any others in human history have been able to live. Better than filthy rich billionaires because they are worshiped and they still have plenty of money. Better than real royalty or political leaders because they don’t have the responsibility to lead, but they are absolutely cultural royalty. Worshiped all over the world, literally everyone you meet will fall all themselves to do whatever you want/need/etc. There is no place you go that you aren’t the coolest person in the room. And all you have to do in return is rock. They were among the first true rockstars, probably the biggest ever, and managed to keep it going for what 60 years? Just trying to think of anyone else in human history who’s had that kind of life experience. Not many.
  11. I always liked the Van Halen drum sound. Made them sound like Van Halen to me. I know, I know. I’ll show myself out.
  12. There are 4 other females that live with me in my house. I’d be more surprised if one of them knew how to work a socket wrench than if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet.
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