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Kennythetiger

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  1. Well, you could.
  2. Yep. Easy fix. When you’re five minutes out, ask her if she’s ready to go when you get there. The brotherhood.
  3. That’s right, and I’d by-god pay more.
  4. That’s a battle you can’t win. Just go with it.
  5. Thunder stole my thunder.
  6. Pedal with your heels.
  7. Probably the fastest Jorts Dude has ever run in his life.
  8. That’s good to know. Thank you. I use Alamo, as I have had nothing but good experiences with them.
  9. “Seventeen million dollars? What time do you want me to leave, and which door?”
  10. I represented a guy that served on a rural fire department. He loved to hit the lights and sirens and speed to the fire, so he’d go out in the country, set fires, and then go back to town and conveniently be near the fire barn when the 911 calls came in. Finally got busted.
  11. You gonna eat the rest of that sausage?
  12. Mine cleans the house before we leave. To the point that it delays us leaving. It’s so that if we both die in a fiery crash at least our house is clean.
  13. Unless it utilizes a breathing apparatus made of kelp.
  14. I thought that was general knowledge.
  15. The dumbest octopus is still smarter than my dog.
  16. *Take your shoes off when you come in the house.
  17. Our president isn’t communicating with leaders of foreign nations through twitter. Shirley.
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