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Kennythetiger

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  1. Ketchup. What a vile goddamned condiment. Of course my dad would probably join your BIL.
  2. I know that’s supposed to be a sexual joke but I am looking at that guy thinking if I got down like that I don’t think I could get back up.
  3. Is that one of your kids? They have some fiddle players that I would take to heaven.
  4. I’m sure I have mentioned it upthread but my very favorite scene in the entire movie is unspoken- Clark and Eddie are grocery shopping, Clark sets a box of light bulbs on top of two giant bags of dog food, and Eddie throws another bag on top. The combination of about six different things makes me laugh my ass off every time.
  5. Is that the one that says it’s better to live on the roof than inside the house with a bitchy wife? I think that might be in the Old Testament.
  6. Outstanding. I’m going to use this one in my house the next time I do something stupid. Stay tuned….
  7. I’m wrapping presents, a task I despise because I am not very good at it. @BearSchlong was it you who inherited an industrial-sized roll of wrapping paper from your father? Jt from shaggy always wrapped his presents so well that the patterns matched. I was impressed.
  8. Be patient and treat them with love. When they’re on their deathbed softly tell them what you did to their daughter.
  9. So does the baklava.
  10. @tx 3 putt We have not been doing well financially for a long time.
  11. Those cows could use a little more protein.
  12. Not a bad idea.
  13. aggy?
  14. Most require keys.
  15. Goddamn, guys.
  16. That’s a fine story, but she still doesn’t have a birthday present you insensitive prick.
  17. Liberal can’t help it. Stone’s throw from the panhandle of Oklahoma. I expect more from Topeka.
  18. Harvey is not impressed with the nudie suit.
  19. And the Dutch.
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