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Kennythetiger

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  1. Everything that she said, plus on the physical side of it I would add that wherever you go, there you are. You had mentioned drinking to relieve tension. Drinking gives me that burning release that can be better than sex, but when I wake up the next morning whatever caused the tension is still there, plus now I feel guilty, my blood pressure is high, and my head is cloudy.
  2. Or at least clean up after themselves. Wash your damn hands.
  3. @Zepol87 we’ve seen your ugly mug posted half a dozen times- no need going through the work to black yourself out. Thank you for always bringing it with the hotties though. Last year we set out a charcuterie board more of a novelty decoration, I guess…? The kids fucking mowed through it. This year we did a larger board as well as sliders, baked beans, jalapeño poppers, chips and queso, and spiked apple cider. Looks like it will become an annual tradition.
  4. How many episodes have you seen?
  5. Have you ever considered EMDR therapy? Was pretty awesome for me. Got past some pretty nasty skeletons in my closet. And I totally get the booze thing. Except it works backwards.
  6. In my little world I think that although steak increases are the most visible, steak eaters are still going to eat steak. They just like to bitch about the price. My worry with the grocery store shoppers are the quiet ones who are buying chicken instead of $8/pound hamburger.
  7. That’s Jesus telling y’all motherfuckers you drink too much.
  8. It’s not funny because it’s not real.
  9. At my apartment in college I often had black things hold me down while I was sleeping. I could never sit up straight. Always figured they were some sort of demon until I read something about sleep paralysis. It never happened anywhere else but that house though.
  10. It lets the air out of the can?
  11. Guys like that need the piss beat out of them.
  12. Yeah, but getting light at 6 a.m., too.
  13. No boss is ever going to say that.
  14. Very few of the old Brat jokes are funny. This one made me laugh out loud. Bravo.
  15. Go without her. She’ll enjoy the house to herself.
  16. Would be awesome if that far side had a little curve up on our end.
  17. Same. I usually find the cleaning lady and trade wet towels and $5 for some fresh ones.
  18. Mom for sure, baby too were probably eaten alive by predators. Mom gets too exhausted.
  19. What was the story.
  20. Maybe that’s his real name too.
  21. Your mom knew the difference between lay and lie.
  22. We have tickets to the Boys show in Lincoln. Stadium shows are absolutely not my gig, but we did have a blast in Stillwater earlier this year. Same friend that beat me down until I said yes to that one asked us to go again to Lincoln. Going in mid-April was a stressful motherfucker to get away. I don’t have shit going on in August. Ought to be even more enjoyable.
  23. They’ve got Sark drinking again on the football board…..
  24. Better than the other guys. They got thrown in.
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