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Kennythetiger

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  1. I live in a rural area- the gas station in my town and the surrounding towns are one- holers. I would bet I have a 93% rate of trying to use the restroom and the guy in front of me is shitting.
  2. I’m sorry you’re going through this, Shooter. I remember a year or two ago you posted that you were having some trouble.
  3. Funniest? Uncle Leo Best? Uncle Phil. He let that annoying sumbitch move in with him.
  4. Lots of blowing dust.
  5. Wouldn’t dressing for breakfast be a demerit?
  6. You take him with you because you feel like you can keep him safe from himself if he’s with you.
  7. Blame it on the Bossa Nova.
  8. I’m pretty sure it was a Wednesday night show when I was in college. I’d get a Schlotsky’s original with no onions and a special soda, the type of which is escaping me- root beer or cream soda, maybe? Get it back home by 7:55.
  9. Ah, man.
  10. You can’t even see her face.
  11. I’m getting too old for this shit.
  12. Good to see you didn’t blow the prize money on expensive beer.
  13. You’re the one who sucks.
  14. I’ve been duped into Christmas decorating more than once.
  15. It’s at that point in time when you hope the cops know who the bad guy is.
  16. R.I.P., Grandma. Superhero’s a prick.
  17. In vino veritas.
  18. Your moderation is impressive.
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