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Kennythetiger

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  1. I’ve mentioned this before, but when I started practicing law 20 years ago a decent part of the WWII generation in our town was still alive. Their baby boomer children would haul them into my office, tell me about the latest scam Mom fell for, and then berate her for being so naive. Now those same boomers are calling me, almost convinced that their distant relative died in Canada and they’re not sure if they should send the western union bank wire. The first time it happened I thought it was a bit, and then realized that we all age-out of life.
  2. Damn. And here I didn’t think I ever had any kids.
  3. Might be something cool there. That’s why @Al_4_ISU and I take our old man atlases with us.
  4. Where are Bevo’s legs?
  5. Your brain has a butthole. Lol.
  6. You don’t have to outpaddle the elephant, just the canoe next to you. Tip that fucker over.
  7. But we don’t want the Irish.
  8. Heart rep for Mrs. UT. The sticks look cute right there.
  9. https://blackshirtfeeders.com/the-project/ They’re feeding cattle on rolled concrete.
  10. Foreign matter in a hot dog? How would you know?
  11. Possibly. His ex-wife moved to Oxford too. If I was trying to earn back my children’s trust it would be difficult for me to sleep with my daughter’s peers.
  12. Great.
  13. By ‘24 Ewers or ‘25 Arch?
  14. You’ve got to account for the prevailing westerly winds.
  15. Hell, I thought you said “Whore Convention”. Never mind. I’m out.
  16. Man that looks great.
  17. No, I thought he had mammary glands in a KU shirt.
  18. I used one for the first time to monitor water levels in one of my (metal) stock tanks. Satisfied so far.
  19. Mitch Cumsteen sometimes makes a flash appearance too.
  20. Was 25 years ago, but I think my meat science professor said something like 80% of Holstein steers would grade choice, it just takes them forever to get there. And that was well-before all of the genetic improvements these last few years especially.
  21. Heifers are a hard deal. You have one born into your herd this year, it’s two and a half years at the earliest until you receive a return back from her calf. That’s a lot of feed.
  22. Have you ever seen a buffalo on meth? It ain’t pretty.
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