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Kennythetiger

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  1. Who did you sleep with to get those seats??!
  2. Announcer- “It could not have worked out better for Texas- Except for the execution.”
  3. You get it on your index finger?
  4. He saw what you guys said about the end of the Clemson/ NC game.
  5. Cut off her leg. Better for everyone, including her.
  6. Straight to my heart.
  7. What’s the purpose of the new posters entering Surly and then posting AI replies? For instance there’s one replying about tipping maids? What’s to gain on their end?
  8. Goddamn. These guys are weird.
  9. Slip some Benadryl in her cherry coke at the restaurant.
  10. Not that hard- he was L-I-V-I-N.
  11. In my house we call that “A snuggle with a struggle”.
  12. Not really. I’ve been on here for 20 years.
  13. Buy a $100 tent and give it to a homeless person on your way out of town.
  14. For me it’s the receiver that hooks back short of the first down line to catch the ball.
  15. I’m not a Longhorn but this still makes me laugh every time you guys post it.
  16. When morality comes up against profit, it is seldom profit that loses.
  17. How’s your buddy doing?
  18. The old man down in the Quarter slowly turns his head. Takes a drink from his whiskey bottle, and this is what he says….
  19. 85* and 76% humidity. I would melt.
  20. I appreciate an aggressive stopper far more than the Go, no you go, no you go.
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