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Kennythetiger

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Everything posted by Kennythetiger

  1. Goddamn, Nicole. The time that you saved Sbbruin’s life was my favorite post of yours, but this is very easily #2. Crop-dusting Cardi B’s snatch? And quoting the bible to my wife to try and get lucky in the morning.
  2. In my mind she is singing that song directly to me.
  3. I already want to murder you.
  4. Pics of wife so we can be sure it’s you?
  5. Kennythetiger replied to Zombie's topic in Cloak Room
    I’d give both of your nuts to get him back.
  6. What if they kissed and made-up?
  7. If that was me I would have asked you if you wanted to share it with me.
  8. I remember it well, and also your wedding and birth of your kids. Semi-stalkerish but I often think of you as motivation.
  9. I add 1/4 cup bourbon to the boiling sugar and syrup when I make my chocolate pecan pie.
  10. I understand that, I was just pointing out that the petition filed is going to invoke a lot of emotion, as it’s a one-sided persuasive-writing piece, with usually very few facts or details.
  11. Thank god he’s got him mama’s brains. He’ll figure it out. Step aside, Pops.
  12. Take it up with these guys.
  13. Remember Nicole that the “lawsuit” mentioned in the article is the petition filed by the Plaintiff(s).
  14. I don’t think that’s real.
  15. I attended a ranching school wherein a college girl swore that apple cider vinegar kept the flies away from her cattle. Sure, I’ll try it. So I bought about $200 worth of vinegar from Wal-Mart and mixed it with my cows’ salt. It didn’t keep the flies away, my cattle seemed averse to the taste, and my damn pickup smelled like apple cider vinegar for a week. I can’t stand sour things. The girl was cute, though.
  16. Your ads are in Mexican. Lol.
  17. I would give Sydney as many children as she wanted and there’s a decent chance none of them make the high school varsity team.
  18. Prepuce is everything ok at home?
  19. Most important question…..Did his lady friend like it?
  20. Can you not watch the game at the brewery?
  21. Looks great and will watch based on your recommendation but that song belongs to Daddy and Them. 😊
  22. It would be very, very tempting.
  23. The police don’t charge them, but I understand what you’re saying. I am often grateful for status conferences and prosecutorial discretion.
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