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    Poison ivy.
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    President Obama always seemed like a real-life Jed Bartlet to me.
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    If I remember correctly, he partied HARD in his younger days.
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    I don’t know that we do.
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    Chicks.
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    A guy at my local Caseys got fired for fucking the pizza dough. Suppose it’s the same with Swiss cheese?
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    Corn needs a lot of water.
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    You’re still alive. And sailing.
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    Well hell. I guessed Frank Stallone.
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    Creamy chicken
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    Bring back pornhub.
  12. Kennythetiger
    How were they?
  13. Kennythetiger
    Or drink more beer and save the water.
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    I wish.
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    Neikea you’re smoking crack. $4000 for that chair is way out of whack.
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    My hometown friends were stationed there when I was in college. My graduation present to myself was a trip to see them. We did the tourist stuff, which was fun, but my favorite day was when we simply cruised all the way around the island. We stopped at some shitty food truck for lunch and the shrimp was delicious.
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    Manual.
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    This is why none of us dipshits could ever be royalty. We’d be comparing colostomy bags instead of hiding them.
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    What are you supposed to wear to a beach wedding? A suit seems wildly inefficient. And you can’t go naked.
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    @Neikea what do you think?
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    If you gotta steal from Derka you’re probably a putz. Why don’t you come over here and lick deez nuts?
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    The pizza at our Casey’s is a cheesy, greasy mess and makes me sick to my stomach. Except the sausage pizza. It’s delicious. Spring 2020 I was starving and stopped to see if there was any sausage pizza on the warmer. Sure enough the gods were with me that day. This was in the peak uncertainty of Covid and everyone was masked-up and socially distancing. Except, while standing in line to pay, I noticed the pizza cook unmasked as usual and leaning over his next pizza that he was making, oblivious to the health requirements of the global pandemic. I almost turned around and threw away my slice, until I realized that I had bailed the cook out of jail enough times to know that whatever he had coursing through his blood at the time would probably stop coronavirus dead in its tracks. So I paid for my pizza and went on my way.
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    Mine has actually become proactive and will say “Did you ask your website about places to eat on the way?”
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    The Boy has been around as long as Shaggy has. I feel like we’ve all sort of had a hand in raising him.

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