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Kennythetiger

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  1. Chicks dig scars. Mrs. Brat won’t be able to stay off of you.
  2. Out west we stand up and there’s no “p”.
  3. As a non-longhorn I always thought it was dumb too. If I ever get on tv I would probably do the Tom Herman play-with-my-nipples thing.
  4. Al does corn. I am cattle. I farm a few hundred acres but it’s all geared towards cattle- milo, triticale, cane, etc.
  5. Watching at home. I don’t think either one of us travel much for games, even home ones. Autumn is the busiest time of the year in the agricultural world.
  6. That’s what we get for insulting JS1’s mom. Lesson learned.
  7. In high school we had a “drive your tractor to school” day. You uppity fuckers would have loved that.
  8. I might be insecure but your mom said that I was bigger than your uncle.
  9. Two daughters in college, you say? And one of them knows how to make poutine.
  10. Which one had the hot mom?
  11. I know. I was being facetious. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw that smile and those chompers though.
  12. Damn. Those look like sharp teeth.
  13. Corner of your mouth slicing sons of bitches.
  14. Apparently you do.
  15. My best friend slapped a cop horse on the ass at Cheyenne Frontier Days one year. It did not end well.
  16. Sounds like another day in paradise.
  17. Original Nintendo
  18. He’s challenging your dominance.
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