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  1. Kennythetiger
    Everything is always “white meat this” and “white meat that”. Ain’t nothing wrong with a nice juicy thigh.
  2. Kennythetiger
    What’s wrong with a thick thigh?
  3. Kennythetiger
    Heading through there for the solar eclipse. Will end up in Cisco. Hoping to spend some time in the Palo Duro region and visit Charles Goodnight’s grave.
  4. Kennythetiger
    I absolutely blame Brisket for this, but when I am traveling I prefer to skip the fast food places and instead see what the local gas station has to offer.
  5. Kennythetiger
    Two tacos for the white dog please.
  6. Kennythetiger
    What the fuck
  7. Kennythetiger
    I finally have one. Yesterday I walked into her office as she was on the phone talking to a customer. “Yada yada yada, your payment is in the rear, yada yada yada.” Now what she does with her body is her own business but after she hung up I said, “Did you mean to tell that gentleman that his payment is in arrears?”
  8. Kennythetiger
    @Nicole44 I assume that the priority right now is evacuation and containment. Later on if there are relief efforts would you link them? I would be specifically interested in hay donations. I don’t have facebook.
  9. Kennythetiger
    Yep. Cattle aren’t afraid of fire.
  10. Kennythetiger
    @CHAD BRISCOE watch your cornhole, bud.
  11. Kennythetiger
    Vertically or horizontally?
  12. Kennythetiger
    Want to feel like a kid again? Catch a bluegill.
  13. Kennythetiger
    I too was against them until I was persuaded to try a pair that she picked out. Mine are still ugly as hell, but they’re the most comfortable pair of boots that I’ve ever owned.
  14. Kennythetiger
    I saw that someone negged you for this. I’ve lost clients simply by stating that farmers and ranchers can get away with murder on their tax returns, and I say that as an active rancher. When I became competent at preparing returns, I was in awe at the methods afforded to us.
  15. Kennythetiger
    Fuck me. He cleared it!
  16. Kennythetiger
    Rose goes in the front, big guy.
  17. Kennythetiger
    Yeah, I go back and forth on my barn cats. Fewer rodents around my place is great, but I have a covey of quail that shows itself from time to time and I wonder how many of them those bastard cats are eating.
  18. Kennythetiger
    Fishing poles.
  19. Kennythetiger
    Thank you. It’s happened a few times today on different threads.
  20. Kennythetiger
    And pushed the eggs farther in.
  21. Kennythetiger
    Income tax seasons during an election year are an absolute beat-down. I don’t want to hear about the world going straight to hell, I just want to figure depreciation on your new vehicle.
  22. Kennythetiger
    A lot of these commercials aren’t funny anymore.
  23. Kennythetiger
    The fish don’t care.
  24. Kennythetiger
    I wish it was legal to tie barbed wire around the scrotums of people who yell during acoustical songs.
  25. Kennythetiger
    Yesterday we discussed last meals before your jaw was wired shut and my choice was a Ballpark all-beef hot dog roasted over a fire. I’m a simple man with a simple mind.

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