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  1. Kennythetiger
    Well, there’s one reason, and she’s the mother of your child. So you can’t shoot her.
  2. Kennythetiger
    Goddamn it. Ann-Margret. Did your parents have any children that lived?
  3. Kennythetiger
    Condescending, yet helpful.
  4. Kennythetiger
    I tip the shit out of those folks. They’ll wash my vehicle for a few minutes before moving the belt forward.
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  6. Kennythetiger
    My friends would leave me there for bait.
  7. Kennythetiger
    When mine pisses me off with her constant social interaction I remind myself that it’s very important to her, and remind myself that she’s the social face of our relationship. If she’s the life of the party, then I don’t have to be.
  8. Kennythetiger
    Mine doesn’t, and I am ok with that. One less gallon of clean water wasted. Ah, fuck. I was cheering for her until this one.
  9. Kennythetiger
    One mother of two was killed.
  10. Kennythetiger
    Our dog bowl is filtered water when she fills it. I leave the toilet lid open.
  11. Kennythetiger
    That’s why god made cocktails and appetizers.
  12. Kennythetiger
    Have your buddy try it on first.
  13. Kennythetiger
    Make it to the Super Bowl and then get shit-canned.
  14. Kennythetiger
    Dad?
  15. Kennythetiger
    I was trying to put a Blazing Saddles spin on your post. 😊
  16. Kennythetiger
    “It’s not about how much you drink, it’s about what the drink does to you.”
  17. Kennythetiger
    Yep. Great marketing.
  18. Kennythetiger
    “Get out of here you ugly bastard” is all they get at my place. Most people around here kill them.
  19. Kennythetiger
    Dude leave him alone. He puts his girlfriend’s legs in the background of his dog pics. She’s got nice legs. Not that I’ve ever noticed.
  20. Kennythetiger
    Some of us have to ask Siri because we can’t stay awake. Fuck me running. Getting old sucks.
  21. Kennythetiger
    You said “boudin” twice.
  22. Kennythetiger
    I always assume they’re staged.
  23. Kennythetiger
    Not if it’s his dad’s shirt.
  24. Kennythetiger
    Al4ISU.
  25. Kennythetiger
    Who was the girl guitarist?

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