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Kennythetiger

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  1. She’s banging the produce manager.
  2. Which one of these are we going to use? The fucker started two threads at once.
  3. Troph, when my brain gets all wound up tight like yours, I use an app on my phone called “Calm”, and specifically the sleep stories. It’s very rare for me to make it through a complete story, even when I am most anxious. I don’t think I have ever made it through two. Of course sometimes I just pick the ones Eva Green narrates and pretend she’s just talking to me. And your own MoC narrates a couple too. All right all right all right. They sounded cornier than hell when I started but between the sensory description and the cadence of the reader’s voice, they work like magic for me.
  4. +rep. That made me laugh out loud.
  5. I don’t know. I’d probably let her pick whatever door she wants, and move on. Live to fight another day.
  6. Lobo looking down at Crapinon-
  7. I just pretend that she’s singing that song specifically to me. Makes it a lot more bearable.
  8. Is that a domestic Hampshire pig?
  9. Same reason most kickers are.
  10. Should have brought a live quarterback.
  11. Hotter now.
  12. Gotta beat Ewers out first.
  13. Mitch has the wife. I don’t think he had the metal detector.
  14. My best friends from law school are at the game. I flipped the channel to watch, ISU scored and cut the lead to 10 so I flipped it back to Georgia/ Ole Miss. My strategy worked.
  15. What we’ve got here, is a Turducken.
  16. Hopefully a sandwich for Luna you selfish bastard.
  17. Tell him to avoid reading Surly.
  18. Probably so, but we made life pretty hard for our parents. I am very grateful that my siblings, my parents and I are very close now. It sure wasn’t that way 30 years ago.
  19. If you think you have a quarterback controversy now, wait until next year.
  20. Yep. Many kitchen-table talks. “If you boys tell us the truth you won’t be in trouble.” Two minutes later my brother and me are being whipped with an extension cord.
  21. Why couldn’t she make that decision for herself?
  22. We’re a fickle bunch.
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