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    Insomnia

    Kennythetiger replied to jofus's topic in Lulz

    Along these same lines, I use the sleep stories in my Calm app.
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    I never paid much attention to her until the football thing but the media seems to be painting her as a down-to-earth person, too.
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    I didn’t realize Eli won two Super Bowls.
  4. Kennythetiger
    Yes, except my family is like your wife’s, and hers is like yours.
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    You’re sitting on them again. Raise up a little bit.
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    *fewer
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    If Shank don’t like biscuits and gravy, then I don’t even want to know him.
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    In music as in life, my examples aren’t ones that you should typically follow.
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    I can never decide if she’s hot, or not.
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    I like her music.
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    Those guys in the background are my kind of people. Takes a special set of skills to supervise a project of that nature.
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    These feeders are popular in my country. Not uncommon for a bull to get his head stuck while eating, and then carry the feeder around like a giant necklace.
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    Not really. I minimize my screen so that it’s not a distraction.
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    They don’t kill you if you’re not a hooker.
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    “It’s better to have this and not need it than it is to need it and not have it.” Ranger Captain Woodrow F. Call
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    In times of emergency I stop at a hotel, walk in like I am a guest, and look for the lobby shitter. Even better if the pool room is unlocked. Those babies are usually pristine.
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    Sorry, man. Like the skid mark, that one’s on you.
  18. Kennythetiger
    A pirate looks at 50. ❤️
  19. Kennythetiger
    Marry someone who can grow flowers in the darkest parts of you. And post pics. Pics always help.
  20. Kennythetiger
    Wut.
  21. Kennythetiger
    Shock the shit out of you too.
  22. Kennythetiger
    Glad your kid wasn’t behind the jeep.
  23. Kennythetiger
    How about going down on a cave chick?
  24. Kennythetiger
    Cat Fud
  25. Kennythetiger
    We have bush…….

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