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Kennythetiger

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  1. Unless Liam Neeson hangs you.
  2. I used to think you guys were over-exaggerating this stuff.
  3. I enjoy these. Thank you.
  4. The pencil sharpener wasn’t broken. Some slapdick broke off the point of their pencil and was too lazy/ dumb to take off the canister and dig out the broken piece with an unfolded paper clip.
  5. Those rich fuckers don’t have us, and you do.
  6. In those girls’ defense, I don’t imagine the three of you guys being tons of constructive help, either. May not hurt to set aside a little meditation time before Aggy.
  7. That corn dog is like me- quiet and unassumingly awesome. We don’t need extra frills. These were from a surly recommendation on the Sedona thread- a restaurant called Senor Bob’s.
  8. When you write for a living you should learn when and when not to use an apostrophe.
  9. Brett’s is the first one I thought of too.
  10. I think that hat itself might be a bit fucked-up, like maybe it has two front sides and no back. I agree with you that the dimples are normally in front, but that first picture of Mr. Sorrell also looks good to me, in that the deep crease typically runs down towards the front of the hat. You want rain running off the front of your hat instead of down the back of your neck. Also, I believe the knot/buckle/whatever of the hat band is typically on the wearer’s left side. tl;dr- don’t make a shit as long as it’s in Austin and not Norman.
  11. Let’s beat them twice in a row first, though.
  12. Sharp-looking shirts but I couldn’t find any with a front pocket.
  13. Never, ever, ever send your food back to the kitchen.
  14. We’re inspecting real estate.
  15. I rode your mom last night. Does that count?
  16. The guy is half mex and half coonass. I thought his life motto is “If it had a heartbeat, I have a recipe.”
  17. All of you should be ashamed of yourselves for making jokes about someone’s mother. Have you no couth? This website is better than that.
  18. What’s directly above the chalk holders?
  19. R.I.P., Shaggy.
  20. This is what mine does. I don’t think she’s ever made a straight apology in her entire got damn life. This’ll do, though.
  21. What if Ewers comes back next year?
  22. Goddamn, you guys. It’s Taaffe.
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