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Kennythetiger

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  1. Hopefully not the Texas game.
  2. He potties?
  3. What the fuck.
  4. Not a sure deal there, either.
  5. When you have a moment could you tell us how you really feel?
  6. Gets us to the game faster.
  7. I don’t know, he looks pretty real to me.
  8. Never mind. I understand what you were doing now.
  9. @irishtexan
  10. Your wife seems pretty cool. I am guessing that you wearing that t-shirt and taking pictures with hot chicks would be pretty far down on her list of issues with being married to you.
  11. My dad is 75. Around five years ago he discovered voice-to-text and he never looked back. If we read his texts really fast and out loud, we can usually understand him. ❤️
  12. Thank god neither fan base drinks excessively. Things could get out of hand otherwise.
  13. I don’t think they’re taking away from her bank account. They’re adding to it. I assume “taxes” means April 15….
  14. My wife wants to know where that machine is now…?
  15. The opossum is probably cleaner than the cat.
  16. She’s a better man than me. I would have just opened the vents and not said anything.
  17. Gun to your head, Troph. You’re retired with your wife. Family can come see you whenever they want. But….you can only boat or only fish in your retirement. Can’t do both. You can only do one. Which one would you choose?
  18. Be back to shufflin’ them cards in no time.
  19. They’ll knock the piss out of a crocodile but leave the baby buffalo alone. I wonder what that zebra initially did.
  20. Can you pan down on the left please?
  21. Years ago someone posted their personal routine for the fair/ football game, and it was beautiful prose. I always read it in George Clooney’s voice when he narrated the boat going out of the harbor in “The Perfect Storm”.
  22. And remember everyone on here makes lawyer jokes until they need free legal advice.
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