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  1. Kennythetiger
    Lift with your legs, not your back.
  2. Kennythetiger
    Choked on my coffee.
  3. Kennythetiger
    Yes you were, and yes you did. And then a few years later you posted your wedding pictures. R.I.P., Kevin. And now you’re posting pictures of this little shit-ass kid that’s cuter than a bug. Pretty good turnaround. ❤️
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    ??? I thought you all liked night games.
  5. Kennythetiger
    A few more long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus may not hurt, either.
  6. Kennythetiger
    As in….”to swing?”
  7. Kennythetiger
    She answered your question.
  8. Kennythetiger
    Why don’t you pick her up on your way?
  9. Kennythetiger
    I wonder if squirrels ever get tired of eating acorns.
  10. Kennythetiger
    We have never beat Sark. We’re more of an Oklahoma-killer these days. Fatty and I were the only Shaggy members that were disappointed Mack and Charlie were canned.
  11. Kennythetiger
    “I’m here about the murders.” ”What about them?” ”Well- who’s doing them.”
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    Yes, I hated DeNiro by the end. Our theater hit the house lights immediately when the credits started. I was disappointed in that, as I would have liked to sit in the dark for 5 or 10 minutes and consider what I had just watched.
  13. Kennythetiger
    I think it’s like a law firm- you just keep adding names.
  14. Kennythetiger
    As a kid I remember Dances With Wolves having a short break. We saw the show tonight, and I liked it way better than Slorch did.
  15. Kennythetiger
    One thing we’re good at is getting night games, at least! Houston next week is a morning game- I think it’s our first one in conference play.
  16. Kennythetiger
    Got a conference championship in the trophy case, though. Which is nice.
  17. Kennythetiger
    How?
  18. Kennythetiger
    “Tom Mix wept.”
  19. Kennythetiger
    I didn’t know anything about Bleachergate when it’s been referenced this past week. I read up on it when I had my morning coffee. Houston says “So when do you want to play us again?” UT- “Never. Ever.”
  20. Kennythetiger
    I used to love me some flathead catfish. Then I realized that the big ones had probably seen some shit in their lifetimes, so I started turning them loose again. As I age, I’ve found that meat on the table means almost nothing to me anymore.
  21. Kennythetiger
    Doesn’t “dinner” mean supper?
  22. Kennythetiger
    What does being at a gym have to do with the color of GameDay signs? Is it like telling people that I’m vegan?
  23. Kennythetiger
    One good flop and that dorado is back over the side of the boat. Getting old…….sucks.
  24. Kennythetiger
    Not a single one of my college dates would have fit this description.
  25. Kennythetiger
    Scooter day.

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