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Kennythetiger

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  1. I didn’t know that he was so short.
  2. Fuck if I know. 😊
  3. Do you have an older phone? In our sample population of three users, the two people with brand-new phones don’t have service. The guy with an older phone does.
  4. Are you saying to jump on Oklahoma like they jump on their sisters?
  5. You and Craig James mutilated a prostitute?
  6. “Ain’t Livin Long Like This”- in my mind Rodney sings it. Waylon simply makes a statement.
  7. Only after The Price Is Right is over.
  8. $69. Nice.
  9. Man. Waylon looks rough.
  10. You don’t??
  11. “You got me, Pat.” One of my favorite scenes in one of my favorite movies.
  12. Never pass by a urinal. Shake it more than you think after you pee. Farts are shaky territory, and don’t waste an erection.
  13. Not this shit again.
  14. I thought you were supposed to stay close to a shitter. Maybe that was last week.
  15. That’s the dumbest thing I have seen today.
  16. Tell Uncle Slayton and his Asian bride hello.
  17. Those might have been jersey gloves.
  18. If you think that’s cool wait till you see what she does to her husband.
  19. Remember that John, the favorite, was a dry-fly fisherman.
  20. Toilet paper
  21. One cool cat.
  22. I went through some awful shit in early 2020 and was sleeping from midnight to about 3:00 a.m. every night. I ended up with a weighted blanket, and LOVED it. Heavy fucker- I think it was a 20 or 25 pounder. The insides broke open about the same time that I stopped needing it, but it definitely served a purpose. I also use an app on my phone called “Calm” and listen to sleep stories.
  23. Thanks, but I got that. What’s with the snacks?
  24. I don’t get it.
  25. In my opinion one of the best matchups of song and scene.
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