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Kennythetiger

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  1. My dad loved Cheers, so by association we kids liked it too. As an adolescent boy, I thought Miss Howe was where it was at. However, as a man with a little experience, I now realize that Lilith’s prowess was probably underestimated.
  2. My favorite place to be is where no one knows my name.
  3. @South Austin, are you paying attention? This is how you correctly cite precedence.
  4. My advice would be to fix the recurring server issues before we get too worried about fancy advertising.
  5. When I was young my parents subscribed me to every outdoor magazine available- Field & Stream, Outdoor Life, Sports Afield, etc. In one of the question and answer sections, a reader said he was going on a moose hunt soon, and asked where the best place was to hit a moose. The editor wrote back- “Right next to a forklift.”
  6. I thought the people filming were bigger pricks than the Highway to Heaven guy.
  7. Walnuts. They’re good in brownies, but not much else. Pecans are an acceptable substitute.
  8. I found this note in a museum in Miles City, MT.
  9. I agree with Brisket, in that gallows humor is what we do. It’s defined this website for sure since I joined 20 years ago. To me, his Whataburger response was expected and perfectly placed. I remember when you had us all light a candle for your daughter several years ago. Christmastime, I believe. I think about you a lot. ❤️
  10. My high school basketball coach called me into his office after practice one evening. He asked me to quit the team so that it would open up a spot on the bench for an underclassman. I was fucking terrible, but after that request I stuck my ass there.
  11. The loneliness thread is evolving into something interesting too. Hope OP is ok.
  12. A friend of mine calls this “listening to respond” instead of “listening to listen”. It’s a very, very bad habit of mine. Being trained in law, I listen to respond for 10-12 hours a day, and it’s very hard to keep that training isolated at my job and not bring it home with me.
  13. I have a magnetic field in my body that causes green lights to change to red 50 yards in front of me.
  14. What kind of autocorrect do you have…??!
  15. I was sure that someone would say “When Whataburger moved to Chicago.” I am embarrassed that I didn’t think of you first.
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