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Kennythetiger

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  1. Buy a $100 tent and give it to a homeless person on your way out of town.
  2. For me it’s the receiver that hooks back short of the first down line to catch the ball.
  3. I’m not a Longhorn but this still makes me laugh every time you guys post it.
  4. When morality comes up against profit, it is seldom profit that loses.
  5. How’s your buddy doing?
  6. The old man down in the Quarter slowly turns his head. Takes a drink from his whiskey bottle, and this is what he says….
  7. 85* and 76% humidity. I would melt.
  8. I appreciate an aggressive stopper far more than the Go, no you go, no you go.
  9. Alligators are ornery cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
  10. It would be awesome if Mrs. Brisket and Sela have been having an affair behind your back for the last 25 years.
  11. Our new microwave switches rotation direction halfway through the cook cycle.
  12. I’ve mentioned this before, but when I started practicing law 20 years ago a decent part of the WWII generation in our town was still alive. Their baby boomer children would haul them into my office, tell me about the latest scam Mom fell for, and then berate her for being so naive. Now those same boomers are calling me, almost convinced that their distant relative died in Canada and they’re not sure if they should send the western union bank wire. The first time it happened I thought it was a bit, and then realized that we all age-out of life.
  13. Damn. And here I didn’t think I ever had any kids.
  14. Might be something cool there. That’s why @Al_4_ISU and I take our old man atlases with us.
  15. Where are Bevo’s legs?
  16. Your brain has a butthole. Lol.
  17. You don’t have to outpaddle the elephant, just the canoe next to you. Tip that fucker over.
  18. But we don’t want the Irish.
  19. Heart rep for Mrs. UT. The sticks look cute right there.
  20. https://blackshirtfeeders.com/the-project/ They’re feeding cattle on rolled concrete.
  21. Foreign matter in a hot dog? How would you know?
  22. Possibly. His ex-wife moved to Oxford too. If I was trying to earn back my children’s trust it would be difficult for me to sleep with my daughter’s peers.
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