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  1. Kennythetiger
    I think your wife gets a free pass here. Ouch. This one hurts.
  2. Kennythetiger
    And tartar sauce
  3. Kennythetiger
    Schwing
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    Is that Lzzy Hale with them? At first I thought it was Gretchen Wilson.
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    Small-town high school football. The junior class is offering pulled pork sandwiches and hot dogs at the concession stand. Would Steel Shank offer the kids a couple extra bucks to top a hot dog with pulled pork? Probably so.
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    They’re not after him.
  7. Kennythetiger
    If you read your post quickly and miss that second “J”, your story is a lot more intriguing.
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    Not ours. I paid $150 in adoption fees and the damn thing got bit in the face by a rattlesnake two days later.
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    I picture you as the Cliff of your Scot bar. ❤️
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    Ghost of Tom Joad is badass, though. The song, not the Surly member- he skipped a Longhorns football game to go see “Twilight” instead.
  11. Kennythetiger
    Morgan Wallen can’t beat Texas.
  12. Kennythetiger
    That picture turned my stomach
  13. Kennythetiger
    Can we see it?
  14. Kennythetiger
    Well it’s not like you weren’t warned….
  15. Kennythetiger
    I’m confused. Caption says KU game but a different thread says Morgan Wallen concert
  16. Kennythetiger
    Last night I fell asleep watching a Netflix documentary on WWII (it was that good) but I hadn’t known anything about a bottleneck of German units when they invaded France. Apparently the French military didn’t trust their own intelligence. According to the documentary it was a massive mistake that English and French bombers didn’t bomb the shit out of the Germans when the Krauts were all stacked up on the roads.
  17. Kennythetiger
    What?
  18. Kennythetiger
    “I hate rude behavior in a woman. Won’t tolerate it.”- chick in the white boots.
  19. Kennythetiger
    Mike B says that guy’s a beta cuck. Got to show the kangaroo who’s boss right up front.
  20. Kennythetiger
    Had the potential to be something funny. It was not.
  21. Kennythetiger
    I don’t make fun of them because the fruity bastards helped us just a bit in the Revolutionary War.
  22. Kennythetiger
    Yessir. The one that hauled two girls out of the shitter at one time. By their hair.
  23. Kennythetiger
    If that chick in the light blue isn’t busy next spring, I’d hire her to work calves for a few days. I believe she could handle them.
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    I at least fall asleep watching it.
  25. Kennythetiger
    Some decent football on tonight, too.

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