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Kennythetiger

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  1. Vertically or horizontally?
  2. Want to feel like a kid again? Catch a bluegill.
  3. I too was against them until I was persuaded to try a pair that she picked out. Mine are still ugly as hell, but they’re the most comfortable pair of boots that I’ve ever owned.
  4. I saw that someone negged you for this. I’ve lost clients simply by stating that farmers and ranchers can get away with murder on their tax returns, and I say that as an active rancher. When I became competent at preparing returns, I was in awe at the methods afforded to us.
  5. Rose goes in the front, big guy.
  6. Yeah, I go back and forth on my barn cats. Fewer rodents around my place is great, but I have a covey of quail that shows itself from time to time and I wonder how many of them those bastard cats are eating.
  7. Thank you. It’s happened a few times today on different threads.
  8. And pushed the eggs farther in.
  9. Income tax seasons during an election year are an absolute beat-down. I don’t want to hear about the world going straight to hell, I just want to figure depreciation on your new vehicle.
  10. A lot of these commercials aren’t funny anymore.
  11. The fish don’t care.
  12. I wish it was legal to tie barbed wire around the scrotums of people who yell during acoustical songs.
  13. Yesterday we discussed last meals before your jaw was wired shut and my choice was a Ballpark all-beef hot dog roasted over a fire. I’m a simple man with a simple mind.
  14. And then folks started fighting and the thread went sideways. Imagine that.
  15. Thank you for having the courage to post this thread. I’ve learned a few things so far, and maybe someone else will too.
  16. Well, she’s right.
  17. Orange you glad you didn’t say grape?!
  18. Sarah’s not a hooker but she’s in a lot of songs.
  19. The fine dining establishments that you frequent may not even sell electricity.
  20. I didn’t use horns-up for a long time because I am not a Texas graduate. And then I thought “Fuck these fucking fucks” so now I use it as a + rep.
  21. Was expecting a bicycle wreck out of the late 1980s with my little brother being the guinea pig by the ramp.
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