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Kennythetiger

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  1. Not ours. I paid $150 in adoption fees and the damn thing got bit in the face by a rattlesnake two days later.
  2. I picture you as the Cliff of your Scot bar. ❤️
  3. Ghost of Tom Joad is badass, though. The song, not the Surly member- he skipped a Longhorns football game to go see “Twilight” instead.
  4. I’m confused. Caption says KU game but a different thread says Morgan Wallen concert
  5. Last night I fell asleep watching a Netflix documentary on WWII (it was that good) but I hadn’t known anything about a bottleneck of German units when they invaded France. Apparently the French military didn’t trust their own intelligence. According to the documentary it was a massive mistake that English and French bombers didn’t bomb the shit out of the Germans when the Krauts were all stacked up on the roads.
  6. “I hate rude behavior in a woman. Won’t tolerate it.”- chick in the white boots.
  7. Mike B says that guy’s a beta cuck. Got to show the kangaroo who’s boss right up front.
  8. Had the potential to be something funny. It was not.
  9. I don’t make fun of them because the fruity bastards helped us just a bit in the Revolutionary War.
  10. Yessir. The one that hauled two girls out of the shitter at one time. By their hair.
  11. If that chick in the light blue isn’t busy next spring, I’d hire her to work calves for a few days. I believe she could handle them.
  12. Motherfuckers will throw Angry Jesus in jail first and ask questions later.
  13. You shut their scrotum in the back door. Keeps em from moving around much.
  14. Maybe he’s like me and has an outstanding personality and extraordinary lovemaking abilities.
  15. All the bacon please. Lemonade probably.
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