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Kennythetiger

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  1. I didn’t use horns-up for a long time because I am not a Texas graduate. And then I thought “Fuck these fucking fucks” so now I use it as a + rep.
  2. Was expecting a bicycle wreck out of the late 1980s with my little brother being the guinea pig by the ramp.
  3. Our local guy has done very well for himself. He’s got jobs all over the state and gets to drive a half-ton pickup with leather seats and tell other people what to do. I had him out to price a feedlot project and we talked about demolition of old structures. He still saves those jobs for himself. Said he shuts off his cell phone and that’s his stress relief. The way he can pick apart the materials is amazing.
  4. Car starters.
  5. Everything’s a dildo these days.
  6. When Mr. Briscoe endorses you I will start listening to you.
  7. Damn alligator just popped up. Cut him down in his prime.
  8. Did he stomp your guts out for saying “anyhoo”?
  9. That’s on him. Never, ever say No.
  10. She’s looking at the wine and cheese.
  11. Thank you. Thank you very much.
  12. So did anyone ever watch this?
  13. I don’t care for his music but I like watching anyone play guitar, and he seems damn good. Also seems like a pretty cool guy.
  14. Looks like an alligator snapping turtle.
  15. How did you get grounded from flying?
  16. Well, there’s one reason, and she’s the mother of your child. So you can’t shoot her.
  17. Goddamn it. Ann-Margret. Did your parents have any children that lived?
  18. Condescending, yet helpful.
  19. I tip the shit out of those folks. They’ll wash my vehicle for a few minutes before moving the belt forward.
  20. My friends would leave me there for bait.
  21. When mine pisses me off with her constant social interaction I remind myself that it’s very important to her, and remind myself that she’s the social face of our relationship. If she’s the life of the party, then I don’t have to be.
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