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Kennythetiger

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  1. Mostly dead is slightly alive.
  2. Might make my cornbread taste like blue paint.
  3. I really like her new song with Zach Bryan, but not as much as I appreciate that album cover. I received a marketing email for the new album, and it’s either a really bad picture of Kacey, or she had her lips filled.
  4. Frustrating to me in my own recovery are the mean-wellers with ideas of what will and won’t keep me sober. I’m going to try not to do that in my own mind.
  5. Thanks for the info, but I’m probably good. Mine knows how to start half of the vehicles on my place, and she makes good biscuits. Good lord Ms. Pearce is pretty though.
  6. Is Bill the right guy for that job?
  7. If you see one like this- run. It’s probably a chupacabra.
  8. He likes Katherine Webb, too. Still a-ok.
  9. I follow him for his recovery even more than his music. Who was that presenter, and how does she feel about balding midwestern ranchers?
  10. Basic Instinct- Sharon Stone or Jeanne Tripplehorn?
  11. She’s seven. I don’t think she said that.
  12. Got damn. These are two turn it up songs for a high school me.
  13. My dad was a garbage person and he didn’t enjoy Toby. Whenever Dad’s company had to clean up after a festival, Dad would roll in at daybreak blasting the Irish Rovers “Wasn’t That a Party” out of the speakers he had mounted on the top of his truck. That’s garbage people music.
  14. Who buys fewer than four boxes?
  15. OU sucks. “How Do You Like Me Now” does not.
  16. I will watch over Faith and Cybill in their absence.
  17. Fly swatter, but with the twisted wire handle. And Mom would hold it where the handle met the plastic and use the wire on us.
  18. Fuck me. Ouch.
  19. It pours, man, it pours.
  20. Pay him his money.
  21. One of you fuckers posts that quote at least once a year in the A&M thread.
  22. I like the Fancy song. When I was in law school I didn’t have a pot to piss in. There was an Applebees near my apartment, and when I celebrated something, it was with a Bourbon Street Steak, which as I remember was pretty damn good. Never had an Oreo shake though.
  23. The first half of Casino or the last half?
  24. I’m not sure that’s possible.
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