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Kennythetiger

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  1. I mentioned this to Al in another thread, but my grandmother was Dust Bowl/ WWII generation. She froze everything. Two things that come to mind are huge bricks of pre-cut cheese, and loaves of bread. Lunch at her house every day was a ham and cheese sandwich with a leaf of lettuce, and butter as the condiment. The bread always had a razor-thin layer of ice in the middle of each slice.
  2. If I had that duck painting I would immediately take it outside and blast the shit out of that dog with a real shotgun.
  3. I thought I was the only one. I catch hell from my friends and family, but I don’t do drive-throughs in my own vehicles.
  4. How about a poster of this still? I have periodically looked for several years, and can’t come up with anything.
  5. In my rural area more than one farmer has been fucked-up in the face by losing control of a handyman jack handle.
  6. We both work multiple jobs, and traveling once a month or so is our hobby. It used to frustrate and insult me that when we finally got away from the responsibilities of our home lives, she would spend on the phone with her mom an hour or two of our alone time together. I complained about this, and she respected my request to spend time together. What I very quickly learned is that every day her brain has 15,000 words that are going to be vocalized to someone, and she doesn’t care to whom. Now, when she starts in on whose cousin she saw at the grocery store, I very gently interrupt her and ask, “When is the last time you talked to your mom? You should call her while we’re on this boring road.” Then I queue Mr. Seger’s “Roll Me Away”.
  7. I think it’s more of a nod to the event itself, like if Robert Redford and I were on stage together.
  8. SurlyHorns Broken-brained Assholes
  9. Man. “I don’t know” has never come from me. My theory is “Often wrong, never in doubt.”
  10. Nope, I don’t do that one. Nope, I don’t do that one. Awwww, shit.
  11. Those Progressive commercials used to be hilarious. They’re not funny anymore.
  12. I still get paper boarding passes. I’m always worried that my phone is not going to work just when I need it the most.
  13. People fucking the Medicaid/SSI/long term care system is one of my biggest pet peeves.
  14. No. It sucks, for us and Derka both. Man, I miss that show.
  15. They come and go up here on the high plains. Their residue (stalks) makes great cattle grazing feed, but the stalks are absolute hell on equipment. They’re like tree branches sticking out of the soil. Also, sunflowers are extremely hard on the surface of fields, as they turn the topsoil into powder which tends to blow off in dry conditions.
  16. That’s so your girlfriend feels bad and pays his marked-up price.
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