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Kennythetiger

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  1. My siblings and me. After the cereal is gone you run the tip of your spoon around the submerged edge of the bowl to get the leftover sugar.
  2. It’s still lighter than your mother.
  3. Say what you want about the tenets of leaf-blowing- at least it’s an ethos.
  4. I don’t think you’re a drunk annoying fuck. We’ve lost El Diablo and Lobo and I don’t want to lose you too.
  5. Well then he gave one hell of a striptease in True Lies.
  6. I swore on behalf of the dad when the kid hit him with a hammer. That one looked like it hurt.
  7. Don’t forget Mexican weather ladies.
  8. A 24-hour ban is all I ask….
  9. Except Charles Barkley. And Shaq.
  10. I agree with you, but it’s really, really difficult to get everyone else on the road to cooperate.
  11. Put that fucking fish back in the water.
  12. I make really good scrambled eggs. I have only recently started breaking tostadas and using them as edible silverware with the eggs. Delicious.
  13. I wish she would have stayed like this.
  14. I rest one foot with my weight on the shelf underneath the cart. I use my other foot to kick the cart forward like a skateboard. Panty dropping.
  15. Well, she DOES look good for five kids.
  16. That’s what you get for thinking.
  17. Exactly the same, man. And parking lots turn her brain into mush. But give her a smooth road, and I can nap for an hour.
  18. Hey, fucker. I’m not very far away from that thing. You too, fucker.
  19. A lack of economic opportunity and a corresponding lower quality of life.
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