Everything posted by Kennythetiger
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Hunting 24/25: big bucks and a lot of ducks!
Mrs. B had it going on. You’ve shown us that picture before. I remember the heater.
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Trail cam/cctv for capturing urban wildlife
Glad to meet a fellow toilet paper connoisseur.
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Post a pic/gif/tweet that makes you say "very cool"
She might have been hoping that you’d accidentally run over the cord.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Buried between two wives is not a peaceful way to pass through eternity.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Somewhere on the internet the womenfolk have a thread that mirrors this one.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Your dad was buried with his first wife instead of his second?
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Check with the cemetery trustee. Up here the owners of plots are whomever the trustee says they are. Registers of Deeds and Apprisers would shit themselves if there were formal transfers. Your trustee probably has a hand-written map that’s all smudged-over.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
With all of that grilled cheese I would be terrified that Steel Shank is just offscreen, having laid pipe.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Probably didn’t hurt the pan.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
From the looks of that house your ranch is different from my ranch.
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I'm An Alcoholic
Zoom meetings are ok for me now, I just use them as a mental self-check more than anything. They wouldn’t have done me any good when I was trying to quit. I needed to sit across the table from those old leathery bastards and try to dazzle them with bullshit. I wouldn’t have had that experience in a virtual meeting.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Hell, I drive an outdated Ram pickup and even I wouldn’t think that.
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We should change the time in the middle of the day
Who sleeps until 8:00 a.m.?
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We should change the time in the middle of the day
Pretty damn close to my wife’s time.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I played Mike Tyson, what are the other three?
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Hey Steel Shank!
Was it raining there?
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Hernia?
Same as you, I could mess with it and poke it back in, until yesterday. Stood up and a hot pain in my stomach, and the lump was the size of a walnut and hard as a rock. Went to urgent care this morning, they gave me antibiotics and said wait and see what happens.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Maybe that’s what she meant to say.
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Hernia?
As of yesterday this is me.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I have to exercise extreme self-control to not run over people who cross streets, and especially parking lots, at anything less than a 90* angle. My wife is really bad about it, and not to exercise favoritism she’s been in my crosshairs a time or two.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
Not sure yet, just researching what is out there. Went offshore fishing twice, both times in Key West with the same outfitter. Really enjoyed ourselves. We’re very, very casual. Your suggestions would be very much appreciated.
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I'm An Alcoholic
Well it’s better than giving him the shocker.
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Is there a way to make an @ callout for a group of people, not just one?
Two things Surly loves: -criticizing attorneys -free legal advice
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Is there a way to make an @ callout for a group of people, not just one?
You said “tits”.
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President Huff & Puff addresses Congress
Max, you didn’t walk out of the State of the Union Address, kid.