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Kennythetiger

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  1. The best people in our little town were the ones who gave out full-sized candy bars.
  2. If I were an analyst I would pick K-State too. If the underdog wins you can say “Told you! I’m the smartest guy on the radio.” If Texas wins you say “Well of course they won, they’re the better, higher-ranked team” and quietly and quickly change the subject. Is there a way to see how Vegas is betting, as far as who wins? If I gambled, this would be the game where I’d put money on Texas. Texas wins, and the kids get Christmas presents for once. KSU wins and I lose money, but I get a really warm feeling, like the time I pissed my pants in a dark suit.
  3. How many of these threads are we going to have?
  4. Young pup. Everyone knows you mix Metamucil with orange juice.
  5. Is anyone here a marine biologist?!
  6. Put the candy bucket on the porch and go get in the tub.
  7. Tupac’s not dead, yo.
  8. Check out this movie sometime, if you haven’t already seen it.
  9. Walk the Line
  10. Lift with your legs, not your back.
  11. Choked on my coffee.
  12. Yes you were, and yes you did. And then a few years later you posted your wedding pictures. R.I.P., Kevin. And now you’re posting pictures of this little shit-ass kid that’s cuter than a bug. Pretty good turnaround. ❤️
  13. ??? I thought you all liked night games.
  14. A few more long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus may not hurt, either.
  15. She answered your question.
  16. Why don’t you pick her up on your way?
  17. I wonder if squirrels ever get tired of eating acorns.
  18. We have never beat Sark. We’re more of an Oklahoma-killer these days. Fatty and I were the only Shaggy members that were disappointed Mack and Charlie were canned.
  19. “I’m here about the murders.” ”What about them?” ”Well- who’s doing them.”
  20. Yes, I hated DeNiro by the end. Our theater hit the house lights immediately when the credits started. I was disappointed in that, as I would have liked to sit in the dark for 5 or 10 minutes and consider what I had just watched.
  21. I think it’s like a law firm- you just keep adding names.
  22. As a kid I remember Dances With Wolves having a short break. We saw the show tonight, and I liked it way better than Slorch did.
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