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  1. Kennythetiger
    Same things mine told me. She said that I didn’t have to look so disappointed though.
  2. Kennythetiger
    He should have stopped by for a beer.
  3. Kennythetiger
    How do you get paid in hot dogs, and are they still hiring?
  4. Kennythetiger
    That’s actually pretty cool. Sounds like a good project for him.
  5. Kennythetiger
    Who is FGL?
  6. Kennythetiger
    Are you sure that’s a verb?
  7. Kennythetiger
    Hopefully he said it with the same accent that they use in Last of the Mohicans.
  8. Kennythetiger
    My dad calls sawed-off shotguns “South Kansas City street sweepers”. That’s all I‘ve got.
  9. Kennythetiger
    This hot weather has everyone surly.
  10. Kennythetiger
    You’re telling me that the guy who fumbled and dropped the third tablet of commandments was responsible enough to write for the Bible? Pffft.
  11. Kennythetiger
    I’m turning into an old, but I find Jerry Clower to be hilarious. He’s my favorite comedian. The only class I remember him punching down was his own family- maybe that’s why I enjoyed him so much….
  12. Kennythetiger
    5% of the jokes about your mom are funny. Most are not. 5% of the jokes about armybrat’s age are funny, especially if he makes them. Most are not. Neither one of you guys seem to give a shit.
  13. Kennythetiger
    Watch out for your cornhole, Bud.
  14. Kennythetiger
    Why is your shit in Baylor colors.
  15. Kennythetiger
    Yeah, I wasn’t trying to discourage you at all- that is just a quote that I think about a lot from a podcast.
  16. Kennythetiger
    “I can’t say that I’ll never drink again. What I CAN say is that I’m pretty sure… that I’m not going to drink for the rest of today.” -Hullabelew’s friend
  17. Kennythetiger
    Careful what/who you’re calling “old”, son.
  18. Kennythetiger
    I used to loathe self-checkout. I would fuck something up every. Time. Now I’ve figured out that when I use it, I can bag my groceries the way that I want to.
  19. Kennythetiger
    You showed them.
  20. Kennythetiger
    Dude- get off his ass.
  21. Kennythetiger
    Cell block 99 is very good
  22. Kennythetiger
    Undefeated.
  23. Kennythetiger
    It’s a dry heat.
  24. Kennythetiger
    If this is what he’s teaching the youth of America, that’s ok with me.
  25. Kennythetiger
    Your mistake- if you played The Office instead, she’d be walking around yelling “That’s what she said!”

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